Share funny stories of when you or people you know were high as hell starting with you know you’re high when.
This was a thread I liked from a forum I used to frequent years ago that no longer exists.
You know you’re high when you go to the movies and stand with a random group of people for five mins thinking it’s the line.
You know you’re high when you are walking down the street trying to not laugh hysterically in front of people.
Hope to get some good laughs reading about everyone’s experiences.
Your looking everywhere for your sunglasses. You swear you just saw them. The glasses are in your hand. Yes, great. You leave the house. Show up at the store, no wallet.
You know you’re high when you are impatiently waiting for a bagel to toast while flipping a butter knife in the air and accidentally drop it and smash the plate. Whoops lol
You know you’re high when you eat a liter of yogurt in one sitting
You know you’re high when you wake up and go back to bed within 10 mins of smoking
…when you are fantasizing about the kitchen/fridge but too lazy to actually go and make something
I went fishing all day. Smoked a ton of pot. Came home, poured myself a big whiskey and coke, sat in my favourite recliner. I drift off to sleep with my drink in hand. I’m dreaming about catching a fish. I set the hook and dump my entire drink all over myself. Wife thought I was fucked hahah
When I was a kid I had a problem trying to make everything in the house a bong. Come down like WTF is this Frankenstein 2l bong contraption. My dad used to flip he was a plant engineer and I always use his Snap-on sockets is Straight Shooters then put him back in his toolbox he’d be wrenching on his truck and start screaming why the fucks my socket smell like grass! Or when my dad knocked me out. Came in from picking my brother up from rehab well while he was gone I decided to smoke a Dutch Master in the bathroom and blow the whole thing at the fart sucker needless to say it didn’t suck the smoke up my dad knocked me out three times in one hour.
That’s awesome I usto make bongs outa everything too. In shop class I found a bolt that the neck/ threads were the same size as a cigarette. Me n 2 buds drilled it out on the press. One to hold the bolt with a clamp, another to spray oil and one to pull the handle. Turned out perfect, could put a hole in any plastic bottle with a cig n have a air tight seal.
You’re really getting into a tv programme, then change channel when the adverts come on. Only to forget what it was that had you so engrossed in the first place. Hahahaha that does my head in so much
