This is a very nice way to make a giveaway!! Thanks CadMan and GL all!! 
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How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
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Anything. I’ve posted anything. I’m new to all of this and it would be awesome if I were to win. Thanks for the opportunity.
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I can’t even play because @Nagel420 is married to a canadian.
I’m not sexist honestly 
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Hey @CADMAN , to increase peoples chances drop me from this contest please. It’s been fun posting jokes but I really don’t need the seeds, better they go to someone who needs them. Thanks brother.
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One time after a tinder hookup I got a high five and “thanks for the dick” we ended up dating for almost a year 
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I call first Dibs
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A story on how I got started growing…
My son was in med school. I was very ill. On the liver transplant list. Due to chemo and 5 back surgeries. On multiple pain meds along with so many other meds.
My son came home, had to present a patient to the class. A real patient is always better. Asked if he could use my medical records. What did I have to loose…I was dieing. Presented my case …professor asked him to stay after class. He Thought he bombed…professor asked, "Has your Mom ever tried Cannibas " ?
.my son “OH No ! Not my Mom!”
The professor talks with him found me a Dr who knew everything about cannibas!
Asked if I would t try… again what did I have to loose…
Fast forward…I went to that Dr. Who taught me eveything about eating ,dosing, growing, where to get it… my son is now an anesthesiologist. I am off all meds. Liver in normal range. I eat, dose, smoke and grow cannibas for myself and others!
That professor, my son and that Dr. Saved my life! Oh and Cannibas!! 
That was in 2010…
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I’ve got some catching up to do if I’m gonna impress CADMANS wife!
Time for the Dad jokes SPEED ROUND!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
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Never would have guessed the true threat in Iraq was weaponized dildos
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This is now my Ringtone lol
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Ha! Looks like Bobby Weir on a bike. Crazy old bastard 
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You got my vote sis. 
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My wife says since she’s declaring the winner 
she’s picking 2 people as the Winners …
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Nice one mrs CADMAN! 
