Hey OG’ERS 
This is a single person giveaway!
1 x Swag Bag, brand new, not open, 100% sealed package.
This is what I know:
What do you have to do?
Post ANYTHING in this thread…
Maybe tell me a story or make me laugh…
1 winner 
will be randomly selected by my Wife, based on whatever criteria she makes up on the spot, since she doesn’t know she’s picking a winner yet lol
OPEN FOR CANADA & UNITED STATES ONLY.
Winner is announced by 8pm est Tonight…
GO…
Goooood luck everyone 
ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING.
You Srupid Body Not Clear Rnough!
Damn lol look’s like I’m late… is that ‘fashionable’?
Oh shit! you want ‘stories’?
Or just a good laugh? if that’s all I can post my pic for ya!
When I was deployed to Iraq I ordered my team leader a 2 ft dildo as a prank, then upon opening mail I was the immediate suspect and got knocked tf out with a giant dildo.
3 minutes of heaven on Punta Tunich IN THREE SIXTY VIEWING!
Another Iraq story. It was raining I was walking into the dfac(dining facility) and you know how wooden walkways are slippery when wet. Well I slipped and my m16 which was slung on my back swung around the butt caught my head and I was knocked out for several minutes.
I laughed till I cried 
It was pretty funny, I wish YouTube didn’t take the video down
I laughed till the tears ran down my legs!
one time my twin brother put a piece of dog shit at the end of a stick and flung it at this kid we didnt like, we were like 5 years old
good luck everyone! lol
“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Most of my army stories are pretty funny, except the ones that aren’t 
Wouldn’t have joined in the first place if an acid trip didn’t convince me that I was meant to be a soldier 
I likey 
Well I didn’t really piss myself laughing…but, if I did tell you what actually happened I might get banned! 
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
