The Bath Mat is Wet Again

I hate those upside down types

And usually I’m trying to remove a log not add one back.

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If you chew it up, it’ll clean you up on the way out!

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That’s why tidepods are the best medicine.

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Two every morning. One in the evening.

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I’ve been trying to cut down

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They are expensive. Tried saving money by getting the off brand pods but they made me sick.

Some idiots even use them to wash their clothes!

Not bath mats obviously

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If you’re clean when you use it, it should stay clean forever yeah?

Yes it’s even a valuable service to indirectly wash it I’d ageee.

I prefer Mr Clean terps with a baby shit/burnt rubber backend.

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I can provide the burnt rubber but you need to supply your own baby shit.

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That bath mat is going to be soaking wet if it catches a glance at whats in store next month

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I hope you are keeping it in the bathroom.

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As much as possible :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I’m going to make the bath mat even more damp out of spite.

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Plants have feelings, I think that one may be screaming.

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Yes screaming in ecstasy.

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Damn, you took out my backup line. @Foreigner stone cold propagator.

Foreigner = always number two

Understudy to God