I take a more Siddharthian approach but I take your meaning.
@Foreigner , looking out for #1. While trying not to step in #2.
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The first guy always gets eaten by a lion anyway.
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splash mats for hashpants’ hashplants?..wtf… r u sprouting seeds under there?
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And don’t forget the splash guard.
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And the rash guard
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The fuck did I just read, this whole thread. Why would I do that to myself. Just why.
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It delivers what it promises.
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DO NOT use normal toilet paper from the store it is full of colon cancer causing forever chemicals poison. Go to a health food store and buy TP that has no added forever chemicals. Also band aids have cancer causing chemicals put on them ON PURPOSE. I can’t make this shit up. Our Mil industrial complex NWO system HAS TO GO!
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I’m not using my bath mat for this purpose.
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Might come in handy (footy?)
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Is that John Madden? He for sure has foot fungus.
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It’s not true that you have to be an athlete to get it, you could be a regular dude with a wet bath mat lol
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I’ve seen them made out of small river rock to supposedly give you a foot massage while you do it. The one I saw saw was for standing at the sink doing dishes but same deal.
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I need positive reinforcement when I get out of the shower:
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There’s @coda using all the hot water again to impress his chicken.
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I can NOT believe this ! You started a thread about a wet bath mat 16 hrs. ago and you already have 77 posts about it. 
I did not even read any of them because its so mind blowing. You are the “click-bait” master. 
I tip my hat to you sir! 🥸 I think you could start your own religion and become rich. 
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In fairness half the posts are me.
Wanna join? I could use a ruthless assistant.
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Does it massage the floor though? I want it to feel nice and comfortable in my home. It’s been trying to escape everytime I open the door.
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