I dont know. Its all greek to me. 
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You probably buy your mushrooms from the store.
Me: self sufungusficient
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Oh @Foreigner . You are such a fun-guy. 
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And they can’t be mine anyway not hairy enough.
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Bath mat identification 101:
Bath mat:
Not a bath mat:
Any questions raise your hand and I’ll get to you in short order.
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Is that a Mat on the floor outside your bathroom door?
If so very interesting 
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Never seen that before? 
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Those are pants. Bath mat identification 101 fail.
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You’ve got a rare door mat? That’s cool your bath mat gets to spend time with the door mat
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@Foreigner uses a vegan gmo bath mat.
There I said it.
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You can say that again lol.
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My bath mat is planning a rally (riot) against the irresponsible practices used in making your bath mat
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My bathmat is made 110% animal products and then treated with a coating of vegan tears. The high soy content makes it water resistent.
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What’s the most effective way to harvest vegan tears? I have jars.
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Eat a normal meal in front of them. You’ll know the tears are coming when the shreeking starts.
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you barbaric sons of bit…s. 
They’re only vegan because they can’t hear them plants and chemicals scream
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A bath mat staging a riot eh? A riot against the irresponsible bath mats manufacturing? It will open a conundrum never seen on this kind of scale. It’s been said that, if this takes place. There could many folks without bath mats. The bath mat spokes person said they are just sick and tired of people walking all over them, and also those who refuse to hang them up while still wet, is also were some of the mats have just had enough! Talks have broken down, and now kitchen mats as well as door mats may join the riot! More coverage at six o’clock Sunday.
Back to you @Foreigner.
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This all brings us back to the “soul searching” question that has plagued humanity since the begining of time.
“ If a wet mat falls in the bathroom and there is no @Foreigner there to hear it, does it make a sound”.
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If @Foreigner was not there to hear it? I do believe all the other bath mats would! They are somehow are able to organize a Riot one day. That is of course talks don’t get back on track? Track for the rest of us, it seems. I remember the good ole days in French Canada 
. With the pure all Cotton mats found in that part of the world. Oh so soft and absorbent 
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Now this is looming on the horizon. Oh the humanity!
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