I’m afraid I must challenge you to a duel then.
Soup spoons at 10 paces.
The only bad thing about milk bags is when the lip from the big bag sort of folds over into the shelf underneath and you’re brushing past it all the time.
But that’s the only thing.
Although there is a store called Jug City that I laugh at every time I drive past.
Hola Gang
is it just me but I find it early
for the outdoor to have all
creamy Trichome
Bare
Nice to see you @Barefrog hope all is well in your neck of the North
Yeah, chopped a few plants already
Probably just me, but I only remember milk bags from the 70’s and how curdled milk over my corn flakes made me gag. 
Yes I could see that but that’s a quality control issue not a packaging issue.
I like the bags now and Canadian Milk is great.
But you get them FREE with the pitcher.
I just use scissors or a knife if it’s been 10 minutes since I’ve had milk and I’m desperate for my milk fix. Serrated knives.
A warning for the “Not from around here.”
Lol, I have a pitcher but it’s in my boat. It passes as a required bailing device, and it’s also great for when I need to pee. 
Remember to snip both ends so the bag can breathe when pouring. No crimpling of the bag this way.
Ordinarily I would frown upon such an obscene use of a milk receptacle but I’m going to allow it.
Look man this is milk appreciation 101. Not advanced hydrodynamics 
she brings them all to the yard.
I bet her name is Bessie.
Important info for newbies.
Milk jugs are far more superior to milk bags.
You can re-use the jugs for many different things. What are you going to do with a dirty old milk bag? Nothing.
Here’s a nuther warning for you “Come from aways.”
Free fert?
That dull ass milk bag clip was used to open everything at my house.
Anyone still get fresh milk delivered? Is that still a thing?
I plan on destroying the environment with them. And engaging in true Canadian patriotism. “With glowing milk bags, we see thee rise,” etc.
Also, I did this, on purpose, to show you what a big shot I am:
Behold the dazzlingly large amount of milk I have that I can just afford to spill it willy nilly.
I’m a milkristocrat (which autocorrect wants to change to milk rusty rat, which seems worse)
They should. I would vote for it. It should be federally funded and free as an essential service.
