I still have the milk delivery box built into the side of my house. It’s mostly full of insulation and spiders at this point but I’m equipped for delivered milk.
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My parents have one too. Complete with spiders.
I nominate @lophophora.ca as lead tester in this new milk delivery republic we are building.
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Spiders do make for decent insulation. 
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Who would win in a fight? You could club someone with a jug or suffocate someone with a milk bag
Which Milk Receptacle Would Win a Fight?
- Bags
- Jugs
- lophophora is going to win anyway so just vote for him
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The eternal question.
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Hey wait a minute you voted twice that’s cheating.
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Stupid question. We’re in 
so you have to account for freezing and impact damage.
Bags tear when both frozen bricking asshats.
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Yes but once frozen they are perfect for igloo construction.
Also I reset the vote because it wasn’t turning out in my favour.
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Just add a fouth answer already: “Hamilton”.
In a fight between all the options I think Hamilton would beat out @lophophora.ca .
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You’re not going to win with the 2 ltr carton of milk but the gallon jug over the head would do some damage. What if I froze it first? Deadly weapon at that point!
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This was my point.
Speaking of point you COULD sharpen a frozen bag of milk but you only have so long to use it effectively.
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Yes freezing is acceptable but a frozen bag makes a better projectile. You’d need to be a professional shot putter to effectively throw a jug.
Frozen milk + some carving = milk knife. And you can drink the evidence after.
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Or just strong enough…
I work for a living so I freak out folks when I hand stuff over the counter that seems “suddenly very heavy” in their hands when I let go 
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Drop it from a window? Boom! Kills victim, jug breaks, evidence drains away…the perfect crime?
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The perfect cri…Nevermind….I stand corrected
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“Stand right there under this window. A little to the left, perfect.” Might be a giveaway.
I’m liking this milk knife idea.
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Yes….just on the X right there….
Milk knife for the win…only thing I could add is have we considered “milk bullet”?
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It’s used for baby werewolves.
@lophophora is disqualified because this is a bag only delivery system. Feel free to picket city hall in a vain attempt to change it.
Hey you voted twice again! Have you no respect for “one man one vote?’
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I think @lophophora is holding his own against Hamilton but it will get him eventually.
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