The dumbest growing advice you've ever heard? [misinformation inside]

with bud pics and smoke reports, many a comment on the “nutty” flavor

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I’m gonna be a good dog because I could take this to levels of depravity few of you have ever seen lol

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At my last job I was the one responsible for making as many conversations as possible go downhill. And fastly.

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If you’ve ever wondered, this is an inside look of the Advanced Nutrients factory:

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How did i know someone would post this southpark scene. Perfect!!! Lol

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gives a whole new meaning to seedbank

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Nothing wrong with spreading seed

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tenor

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Come Swallow!-oNg4SQQj9Q2CNwq-4LxyyiBbmo7Tfetpxbuojc2rsY

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I sometimes squeeze the weasel while hand watering. :joy::rofl::smiley:

:cowboy_hat_face::chile:

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Holy hell…

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image

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Lmfao. Truth.

EVERY SINGLE POST here has made me laugh/cry… Thank you

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A guy at our grow foliar fed week 8 plants with fish shit. He said they were hungry. Well, duh, we are flushing.

To top it off he only sprayed the tops of the leaves.

Edit: ummm, I may have posted this in the wrong place… :rofl:

Double edit: I don’t know why I even thought that, too high :rofl::rofl:

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My friend had stem rot on some plants several years ago. An Old Hippie online told him to put Vaseline over it. Bad idea! Terrible advice. The plants were dead within a couple weeks.

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Anybody foliar feed and get human cannabis chimera seeds yet? Asking for a friend…opens up a whole new chapter in naming crosses… @Daytripr69 be bad, pls. lol

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I saw a video about that chimera…

“You put them in paper bags? You should put them in jars to multiply the THC”

I actually rediscovered OG because of a Facebook cultivation group that was chock full of stupid shit like this. I was telling people to just go to ICMag and look/ask, since I had no idea the original was back, and when I started explaining why it existed, bam…saw OG was back.

“Wulp, fuck this noise” I said

“I’m goin back to Overgrow, and you can all go to hell”

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“Piss on your plants for nitrogen”

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Everyone knows you have to dilute it. It has lots of P too.

Goodness that’s an amazing dad joke, thats factual

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