Works every time.
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Huck Finn over here.
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Yup. Only I have to use a longer rope than this guy. You think I joke? You would be wrong. lol
I’ve used rope a great many times.
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Good call on the ratchet belt too. Nice, maybe next time I won’t have to poke a hole or two. Someone gave me a coach belt for Christmas years ago (thing was like 280$ I found out 
) I poked a couple holes and when my wife found out she’s like who pokes holes with a knife in a 300$ belt, I lol’d thought she was joking, until she showed me on her phone. That was the last new belt I received also .
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Were you rafting with a straw hat at the time. 
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I actually used a shoelace before when in need, no joke.
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No. I was roping goats.
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Ratchet belt no more holes to poke or a little to loose or tight. Ratchet to a perfect fit.
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Makes perfect sense then! Roping goats sounds like so much fun
Hell used a piece of plastic grocery bags to tie two belt loops together cause no belt, belt broke whatever lol
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Ingenuity…. Who needs a Stinkin belt ? 
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Zip ties over belts.
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I’ve thought “These jeans are tight enough. No need for a belt” and find out I was wrong when wrestling goats. Injuries to my lower abdomen make belts a pain. Literally.
I’ve got baling twine all over the barn sooooo. Instant belt.
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Better to be laughed at for the grocery bag than to be laughed at because of your heart print boxers. lol
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Or your Commando 
Careful might see the smallest peepee in the world.
I ain’t touching that one @ColeLennon !!!
Did that come out wrong??? Oh well, it’s true either way.
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When I was in FL. I wore knee length cargo shorts constantly commando. There was a couple times I might have been in mixed company when my shorts fell. To make light of the situation I would say that. “Careful now, might see the smallest peepee in the world”
TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI !!!
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Just lucky you weren’t there.
Could not agree more!
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