How do you know you’re done rinsing if you use moisturizing soap? Hate it.
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I use Irish spring, the hard stuff
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I think my soap is deliberately formulated to make the bathwater look dirtier than it is to accentuate the “cleaning power.”
Hustle.
Smells good at least.
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Anyone remember the original Listerine?
Their ad was “tastes terrible, 2 times a day”
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That ad could apply to so many things.
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It’s a poor moisturizer, and it’s a poor soap, packaged together to make it easier for you to get absolutely nothing done right. I stand by my goober grape comment too 
lol
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At parties some people sneak a peek in the medicine cabinet to judge. I judge based on soap and if the toilet paper is the right way around.
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Bong hit? Snooter? Oh, I was quick on the draw, didn’t wait for the edit
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At least Irish Spring is a soap, as opposed to a detergent bar
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My brother kept loose marbles in his medicine cabinet during parties.
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All my loose marbles are rattling around in my brain.
It’s a good trick though. Busted by noise.
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He also kept Listerine in a Chevas Regal bottle in his bathroom. During a party some jerk took a big swallow and spewed.
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Women love the smell of Irish Spring on a man or at least the ones with daddy issues. 
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This thread is the most disgusting mixology course ever.
3oz listerine
A pinch grated Irish spring
A dash of moisturizer.
It’ll clean out your insides.
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On reddit read about a guy whose abusive wife came home drunk and passed out. He put a bunch of marbles in her rear end. Next morning she awoke needing to take a dump. When the marbles hit the porcelain it freaked her out.
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Better than those mesh bags they’re usually stored in. Safer.
But you must mix those ingredients with preparation H and apply it accordingly.
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I want to know what happened to the testers of Preparation A through G.
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What you just say about my wife? Lol 
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That’s ass ault
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