Without proper planning that could be as violent as a shotgun blast.
God forbid a marble chips
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Mine too!
Irish Spring in the shower then some Old Spice and I canāt keep her hands off of me.
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My wife has olfactory senses so that would never work.
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Your not supposed to treat her like a tumbler.
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She damn sure lost her marbles
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Same with showing if thereās a water softener fitted. just constant slime feeling.
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Accidents happen 
That story reminds me of one I heard about a couple where the husband would fart loudly in bed every morning and the wife said, āone of these days youāre going to fart your guts outā
Fast forward to Christmas morning and the husband is still asleep in bed while the wife is up and preparing the turkey for Christmas lunch. She takes the bag of giblets and creeps upstairs and empties the whole lot into his underpants. About an hour later she hears a loud fart followed by a scream from upstairs and then silence for nearly half an hour. The husband then appears in the kitchen looking like heās seen a ghost. She asks him whatās happened and he says you were right I farted my guts out but by the grace of God and with these two fingers I got it all back in again.
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Thatās hilarious!
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āIād love to read an article on why light isnāt a dark matter candidate, especially in light (pun intended) of the recent articles about the 50% excess in ambient light in the universe, and the known phenomena of apparent mass photons can have on spacetimeā¦ā
- Enon Travis Sci
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Never āinvestā in people who seek to profit from you
What I think āimportantā is only important to āmeā
The version of history told by a wars winner is always a lie
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Most of my opinions seem quite unpopularā¦ How political are we allowed to get?
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That Dark Light is heavy stuff.
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Like, not at all, but a little. It depends. Donāt push it lol. Itās embarrassing 
youāll regret it trust me
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I still say flashlights absorb darkness
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History is written by the winners.
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Itās the responsibility of every individual to decipher that cipher
The mathematical symbol (0) denoting absence of quantity; zero
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Fixed it 
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