What do stoners eat? šŸ“ (Part 1)

Iā€™ve got my tech down to a science. Iā€™ve only been doing it every day for 7 years :rofl:

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Yes I would, I love eggs, when I do eat them its usually 2 or 3 at a time. My fav food is a french bread stick, fried egg sandwich, with 2 eggs, I used to have one every day :cry:

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I havenā€™t had a fried egg sandwich in a long time. Ketchup?

Eggs are an everyday breakfast thing for me but weā€™ve introduced Greek yogurt which I find more enjoyable than regular yogurt. I actually kind of like it.

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No ketchup, plenty of salt and pepper, and occasionally some paprika to change it up a bit.

Yeah Greek yogourt is a bit drier and thicker in consistency but Costcos organic is fairly high in carbs, and low in fat, so I go with full fat natural yogourt, more fat = more flavour although it can be a little more sour.

I just checked mine and they are zero fat but still very creamy and good.

The regular yogurt tastes like water thickened with cornstarch.

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Thats because it contains lots of great healthy gut and immune protecting bacteria that makes it a bit watery as they break down the carbs in it :wink:

I put a handful of raspberries in mine with some whipped cream and keto chocky and nut clusters MMMMM.

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If you eat a decent amount of yogurt Iā€™d recommend trying to make it (especially if you own an instant pot).

I make a gallon at a time and go through it like crazy. Sooo good. I use the 3.25% milk. You can strain it and make it insanely thick and reduce the amount of whey but itā€™s also pretty thick without straining at all. You can make your first batch with starter and then use a certain amount of old yogurt to keep batches going for a long time making it cheaper each run :stuck_out_tongue: If you use anything with higher percent fat it will be even thicker. Iā€™ve done 10% and it was like eating ice cream, yum.

Iā€™ve been using the bulgarian yogurt starter from this site:

Always seem to be on sale/having a promo which is nice.
They recently added a few new products that include mesophilic cultures (vs thermophilic) so they can be made at room temp which I really want to try since my batch size is currently limited to my container.

Iā€™ve even strained some past the point of greek yogurt and used it as cream cheese and was pretty similar. I actually started using yogurt in place of buttermilk for making fried chicken since I always have it on hand vs never for buttermilk and it works out very similar.

You can play with how you want it to turn out too. If I was planning on using it as a marinade I might culture it a bit longer than usual. The longer it goes the less lactose and the more sour it will be. I like it more on the sour side if Iā€™m using it as a buttermilk substitute/ marinade.

Recently got an email on how to make sour cream with some of the starters which Iā€™ll also have to try sometime.

I usually eat the stuff straight with either fruit jam or honey and go through the stuff like an animal. My record is eating a full gallon in 24 hours :joy:

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Good god man!

We often use yogurt instead of buttermilk too.

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I usually make this every other day:

Greek Yogurt + Cottage Cheese + Chia Seeds + Walnuts + slivered almonds + crushed fresh fruit + splash of lemon juice: Mix all up, scoop into cups, let set in fridge.

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That sounds nice, might add nuts to mine, I sometimes add lemon juice as well if Iā€™m making smoothies also nutritional yeast and cilantro.

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Thanks for the information, I have made LABs for bacteria to add in my no till pots, sounds similar.

I will have to check it out. I like yoghurt, but donā€™t want to eat to much because of the carb content. If I can make it with a higher fat content then it will have lower carbs, I prefer it like cream cheese consistency and then I could eat more of it.

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I live in a small town of 700 people so of course most of the people heard about our feast after we butchered the hogā€¦So this morning I decided to bring some smoked pork belly and my version of garlic bread to the town bar for some of my good friendsā€¦

The pork belly goes to the bar and the fall off the bone ribs stays at my house for my dinner.

Garlic Bread my pimped out versionā€¦:joy::sweat_smile::rofl:

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MIND = BLOWN.

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Its the only way to hide the horrible taste of the yeast and cilantro lol.

I vege-might try it :joy:

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Thats going to go over a lot of peoples heads lmao, nice play on words.

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Iā€™m ringing a bell, pointing hard at you @Foreigner , and yelling ā€œShame.ā€ firmly & repeatedly.

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Glad to be leavening the discourse :rofl:

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Is that couscuss (not sure I spelled that right) above the potatoes and chick peas, looks good :+1:

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