Weirdest thing seen turned into biggest mistake ever… but they paid me enough to cover rent for a month when I was broke lol
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Wtf @anon58740919 is back? Howve ya been
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I was lucky enough to attend TED the last time they held it in Long Beach.
At one point in the space of two hours I had a cup of tea with Peter Gabriel and his wife (had no clue it was him for a while), we talked a lot London and possibly getting together some time 
Then I met Elon Musk, got hit on by the creator of Ave. Q, talked to some 13 year old an his mom from Africa that has devised a way to keep his tribe safe from lions and was giving a talk, and watched Cameron Diaz have a tantrum because she couldn’t get a soy milk latte. Then stood in line at a food truck behind her and her odd entourage where she proceeded to complain to all of them for the next 15 minutes. Those movies where she plays a bitch, she’s not acting…
Then, after lunch I walked past Sergei Brin and 3 other people doing yoga, talked to the head engineer from Spacex when it was very unheard of, and chatted with Jim Carey for a while… Of, and met Tom, of Tom’s shoes… The rest of the weekend was nearly as interesting 
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Ermm it’s been eventful. But yeah I’m back now 
should be back growing as soon as I’ve got some beans too 
you good bro 
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Welcome back! let us know when and where to send beans 
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All these people in the thread making up stories about ghosts and bigfoot and here you come with this hilarious shit.
hahahaha you a real one lol
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We had just C-sectioned our first child and would be in hospital for a day or two. I’m sitting in the chair, talking with her about the future and whatnot, and a medium sized ant runs over my hand. I brush it off and we keep talking. Another ant runs up my damn leg. Off it goes and now I’m in wtf mode.
I start looking around and it’s like a horror movie. Ants had breached the window furthest away in two places, and the closer window as well. They’re in a straight line down the wall to the floor and scattering. I hit the nurse button and ran in the hall yelling.
They got there quick, and as I’m standing outside, a nurse comes out, goes to the station and says, “call maintenance, the ants are back.” BACK!?
They get my wife unhooked, moved into the hall, switched beds and moved us to another room. Everyone carried on like normal. We had a long wtf conversation, and when we got out, I reported them to the health department.
Needless to say we birthed our second at a different hospital 17 months later.
Kicker: within two years that hospital had secured tax breaks to build a massive campus three miles away. They bought the surrounding homes and wrecked them for outbuildings.
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Yeah that worked the one time a crackhead pulled a gun on me.
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What do you have to share? @minitiger 's story ranks right up there, proof not necessary LOL. C’mon, add a story you’ve got our attention…
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Wellll, I mean, I’m a city boy, always have been. We don’t get too many Big Foot sightings in the city. My weird things are, like, I walked into the wrong bathroom in San Francisco one time and there were like fifteen dudes in a semi-circle, all looking at the same thing. So I turned my head to see what they were looking at and it was a dude getting blown by another dude in front of the urinals. I don’t have a problem with that, but it’s not necessarily something I wanna watch, so I went to a different bathroom haha! Sat back down at the bar and was like,”Man… Didn’t expect THAT.”
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OMG I shoulda seen that coming…LMAO
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Carry bags of chopped macadamia nuts in dope baggies as decoy crack. Every pocket, every time I leave the house. Boom crackhead evaporates with $3 worth of nuts.
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I was dating this chick when I was in my early to mid 20s. We were asleep in her bed. I was asleep up against the wall. I woke up and rolled over to face the wall. When I laid my head back down I heard a little girl crying. I lifted my head up and looked around. The chick was still dead asleep. I didn’t hear the crying anymore so I chalked it up to me tripping. I laid my head back down and instantly heard little girl crying again. This time I hopped out of the bed and walked to the kids room to see if it was her son or daughter. They were both passed out like little rocks. So I go back to bed. You guessed it. As soon as I laid back down the little girl started up again. At this point I throw the pillow over my head and force sleep. When I woke up looking straight disheveled, the chick asks me what’s wrong. I told her I heard a little girl crying all night. She responded super calmly “oh yeah. That’s why I don’t sleep up against the wall.”
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Maybe it was her neighbor’s kid.
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Laying in the crawl space pranking me lol.
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I’ll drop you a DM brother thankyou feels good to be back
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Like i said, I’m king of creepy chit. One after moon a friend calls and ask me if i could ride her on my bike. I remember it being about 3:45 that afternoon because I was waiting for my son to get home from school. I had asked my wife to tell him to stay home until I get back because I had a chore for him to do and I was going to do it with him.
I go pick up my friend who lives on the next street over about a minute away. I’m like hell I got to make this quick, therefore we zipped the block around town. My little town is small and you can see all of it in less than 5 minutes.
So I decided to ride to a nearby bridge to see if any fish were jumping. As soon as we get to the bridge I remember turning the bike off and looking over into the water. As I turned back around I see…. Well I told her, “there goes one of those things”. She answers by saying, “what thing?” It happened as quickly as I said, “tou know, one of those things that I be telling you….”
The suddenly there was a huge light headed directly at us. It was the color of the hps street light.… the orange ones that be in peoples yards.
But anyway this huge light looks like the landing light from a plane is coming directly at us.
She is screaming, “we are going to die!” She was terrified and beating me in my back as she is screaming at the top of her lungs.
I tell her to hold me tightly and put your head on my back. I told her not to look.
I was strange how calm i was. I remember rationalizing as I gave myself reason not to take off on the bike. I kept saying to myself you are going to die if start this bike. There is a curve in the road about 1/4 mile from where we were parked. I never panicked as I thought to myself, by the time I reach the curve I will be running over 150mph which is way to fast to take the curve with her on the back of the bike. I’m ridding a modified zx10r that’s been clocked at 192 mph with someone on the bike with me so I know what I can do.
But still I knew that it would have never been fast enough. For this thing was in the sky like a star and in a split second it was on top of us. Therefore I would have killed us both by trying to outrun this thing.
Also I remember something slapping my hand away as I kept trying to start the bike. Even though I was scared as fudge. I kept calmly telling her it’s going to be ok as she continued screaming we are going to die the entire time.
Then all of a sudden it was over with as quickly as it came. I could see the object as it went back into the sky. I tried to follow it on the bike to get a better look, but this thing jumped back up into the stars in a matter of seconds.
Besides now she is screaming stop stop take me home! Better judgment finally kicked in as i thought, it could come back!”
Now something is puzzling me but I can’t put my finger on it. I remember the moon light reflecting off the creek. It’s still not dunning on me though.
I get home and my wife starts yelling at me for being gone for so long. I kept telling her, “what is you talking about because I have only been gone for 15 minutes.” She says, “you have had my boy waiting on you and he could have been out playing.”
That’s when it hit me because I remember I left home right before the school bus gets there @3:55. I know I left the house at 3:45 because I looked at the time before I left. Now it is dark. As i began to think about it, it was daylight when we parked in that bridge. But I remember it was dark and the moon was out when i began to follow whatever it was that approached us. Neither me or my friend has any recognition of what happens. All I remember is It was day. Then it was night as I followed it for about a mile. In my mind I was only gone for 15 minutes. But when looking at the time, we was gone for 4 hours.
My friend move away after that. It was years before she would even mention that day. The only answer I got from her was…. I don’t know… I was scared. Even then she kept saying, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m scared.
You can’t make this type of stuff up. I still get choked up when I think about how she was screaming that we are going to die. Not many times in my life I have felt as helpless as I felt that day. It humbling. I will tell anyone that it’s something out there…. And there is nothing that we can do about it. That wasn’t the first time I had an encounter with one of these things. I don’t know what they are. It had never hurt me besides the mental stress that it causes.
Beneficially, I know things that I should not know. Peace brothers. With tears, I say stay safe.
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At about eight years old in San Jose California. walking to A Frye’s shopping center, Out of a cloudless sky a beam of fluorescent pink light hit me in the eyes for about a full second. It left me standing there for about five minutes feeling connected to everything and in total absolute happiness. No planes were visible, no clouds. Atmospheric anomaly? Alien intervention? Both possibilities. But the light Itself, It’s colour and intensity, A very vivid ultraviolet type pink. I believe if I can recreate the exact color and intensity of that light I could experience that feeling again, And then if I ever created it how would I ever do anything else?
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Yeah that place was crazy. It was actually a pretty sweet apartment aside from the paranormal stuff but unfortunately the whole building was torn down a few years back.
I appreciate the offer on the Ylly but I ended up getting some of them from another member.
I once saw this kid with Down’s syndrome walk stealthily towards a newsstand, grab all the newspapers and throw them all up in the air like giant confetti. He ran away with the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen and you could tell by the look on the proprietor’s face that this had happened before.
Hilarious.
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