I was on the 8th grade basketball team and made a basket for the opposing team 
I remember looking at my team and coaches, and they didn’t say a word…
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So I was in the 7th grade playing with fireworks with a bunch of people. The fuse went out on a Roman candle so I broke it in half and lit it at the middle.
I got shot in the face with 5 fireballs.
Maybe not the most embarrassing but the first one that springs to mind. I’m sure there are many.
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Probably being locked in a locker during gym class in middle school.
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The worst part about that experience was looking the kid in the eyes that let you out of the locker. You weren’t alone in that one. Middle school was rough.
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It was the gym teacher who let me out. Everyone left to their next class. The reason, I wore my socks pulled all the way up with shorts. Needless to say, I’ve never worn my socks that way since. 
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Hard to say.
The older I get the more I realize that anytime I felt “shame” or “embarrassment” it was often a projection of my psychotic Mother. I wasn’t embarrassed, but she was and verbally abused me to ensure that I knew “what I did was WRONG”.
Looking back there was nothing ever wrong but it seemed that way to her due to her unchecked anxiety and anger.
Typing this I can only thing of sporting an erection in a speedo during puberty during a swim meet… on the STARTING BLOCK… but the shame came when I got verbally throttled by my mother hours later for making her “almost die of embarrassment.”
Lesson learned; let your kids be kids. They’ll still get fucked up but in a different way at least.
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Had my cousin pull my shorts and boxers down in front of my 8th grade gym class. It sucked but I made a nice recovery.
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I brought the kegs to parties in college. Well I got so drunk I fell through there table and stopped the whole party.
If I didn’t bring the kegs they would have beat the shit out of me. Worse thing was it was a all custom high-end expensive ass wood table. Made by their dad.
I feel like an ass to this day.
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Not to mock the situation @Pawsfodocaws , but it sounds to me like Dad didn’t do a great job making that table very sturdy 
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I fell off a couch. 
I was attempting to hurdle.
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I STAND BY MY STATEMENT! 
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Lmao,. It was actually kind of awesome now that I look back to it.
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This is a tough question. I remember being pretty embarrassed when I was woken up sleeping in a stairwell and got called all sorts of nasty things when I was 15 and homeless. Than again my self esteem was pretty low at that point.
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Being born. 
Facts
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Someone depants me during the Pledge of Allegiance.
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I had a buddy pants me at the bar once, undies and all. I tried to chase him with my pants still around my ankles and went down pretty hard, in a bar full of people, with my bare ass up in the air. That was embarrassing 🥲
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We were running out through the football field toward another field in gym class. I was talking to a friend while jogging and not paying attention I somehow ran into the field goal post. It was padded, but my pain was the entire class laughing at me.
But then a week later a kid got a boner and didn’t properly utilize waistband technique and my sin was forgotten.
A lifetime of embarrasment, but that one sticks out as noteworthy and is actually funny and not sad lol.
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I can’t really think of anything outstanding. I do remember drinking in a bar and I was leaning on the bar in the back of the bar (there was also a bar in the front of the bar) and a yahoo from work, as he passes by, takes my shorts (it was a hot night) and yanks them down to my ankles as he passes by. I just went and picked them up an returned them to their rightful place. The place was packed but everyone was watching the band and I doubt anyone even noticed.
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my bad… 
yeah, my issues are just different now. 
I’m struggling with this one too. Can’t say I’m shameless 
by any stretch, but maybe just to damn proud & reactive. Haven’t had to fight since those days @ReikoX is so fond of 
Indeed I was suspended from school for initiating a fight because another kids killed an insect. 
No real ass-whooping but I landed some head punches in front of the principal. Whatcha gonna do. 
I just had a vision of Chappelle’s Tyrone the Crackhead as a Mexican saint on one of those candles… 
Oh yeah. Watching my GF ignore me in front of her parents for some random asshole for an evening. 
good riddance b tch
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I can’t think of one big embarrassing moment. I’m a man of subtlety and seem to prefer to let random nothing little instances nobody remembers but me run through my brain at will and attack me throughout the day.
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