walked to the fridge to grab a beer but when you get back to your seat you look to find you grab a… bottle of Worcestershire sauce? cuz thats a thing just happened, right now.
or leave the tv remote in the fridge, yea that was fun hunting that one down, always a good story.
whats yours?
edit: i did NOT drink the Worcestershire sauce, jeez…
Never? When i really, really, really enjoyed a beer or 24 a night, I was always making mistakes with them. Like half a dozen times putting brand new soldiers in unusual places lol. And finding them the next day, or a couple of days later
I sometimes forget I am in Canada and not the UK, I usually remember, when I think on coming traffic is in the wrong lane, and say to myself, what a stupid git, why is he driving on the wrong side of the road, fuck its me on the wrong side, lol.
I also still get in the wrong side of the car a lot as well, when I am not concentrating.
I dont drive stoned, Its bad enough when I am not, lmao.
Rolled a joint, went to fridge to pour a glass of iced tea, came back to enjoy rest of a movie…no joint. Spent too long looking for it, thought I was losing my mind. Found it the next day stuck to the handle of the tea pitcher in the frosty fridge. Yeah ima Rhoades scholar!