You may be a stoner when ……

When your stopped waiting for for the stop sign to turn green

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When at 4:20 everyday you know exactly what you are doing………

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you wake up and have a bongload before you have had coffee.

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You have to mark in the fridge what is not a edible.

Your sweat smells like bud.

You find tiny resin dots on your undershirts, because it was used as a screen. (Years ago lol) now I hardly use pipes :rofl:

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When every time you get together with friends your lighter is missing.

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When you have a morning smoke before coffee :coffee: :upside_down_face:

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If you make the same post as the person 3 up from you. :woozy_face: :yum:

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Lmao that’s funny ima leave it

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Its perfect lol

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Your furniture has bong water stains but that’s just the cost of doing business

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This is my favorite only it is always the kitchen and I can’t remember why I am there.

You walk into the garage with purpose, forget it and walk back into the house, remember it, walk back out to the garage, see your bong and think, “Well, that’s gotta be the reason I came out here.” Rip it, go back inside sit down on the couch and zone out for a half hour before remembering, you needed meat from the freezer in the garage for dinner… well shit.

Oh look! My bong!

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