When you watch your homie roll a joint and then lick the whole thing and you still smoke it.
You know your a stoner when ?
On every table or every coat pocket and in every drawer in every room there is some sort of smoking apparatus
…one mistakenly takes a swig from a hot sauce bottle (not a beer one!) and or pours soda on a sandwich thinking to be ketchup!
my god I have to go to the store
When you making coffee and pour the milk in the sugar… That’s me
Your driving down a winding road putting your signal indicator on for every sharp corner.
I’m about to shave again … wish me luck
LOL, good luck man.
…when the only reasons you leave the house are to go buy more jars at ikea or to go to the gas station to buy ice for making bubblehash.
I have more pictures of weed on my phone than I do of my family…
I mean- you may be a stoner when that thing I said.
lol, my phone pics are like half weed, half pets
LOL baptizing the joint
Broadleaf tent sex! NASTY. …. More please.