You may be a stoner when ……

When you watch your homie roll a joint and then lick the whole thing and you still smoke it.

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You know your a stoner when ?

On every table or every coat pocket and in every drawer in every room there is some sort of smoking apparatus

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…one mistakenly takes a swig from a hot sauce bottle (not a beer one!) and or pours soda on a sandwich thinking to be ketchup! :neutral_face:

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my god I have to go to the store

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When you making coffee and pour the milk in the sugar… That’s me

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Your driving down a winding road putting your signal indicator on for every sharp corner.

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I’m about to shave again … wish me luck

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LOL, good luck man.

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…when the only reasons you leave the house are to go buy more jars at ikea or to go to the gas station to buy ice for making bubblehash.

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I have more pictures of weed on my phone than I do of my family…

I mean- you may be a stoner when that thing I said.

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lol, my phone pics are like half weed, half pets

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LOL baptizing the joint

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I scrolled randomly in my photo album.

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You may be a stoner if this is what your spare bedroom looks like…

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Broadleaf tent sex! NASTY. …. More please.

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