nah it’s pappa who has the thing for brown sugar. The dad did KNF, the son did JADAM.
On a related note, you might be interested in trying to make garbage enymes - basically a DIY vinegar/alcohol solution chock full of enzymes and I think plant growth promoting substances. It’s touted as multi-purpose, from a household cleaning chemical to fertilizer to waster water remediator and has seen some scientific attention due to the latter. My gut thinks it might be more effective than plain white vinegar for these kinds of extracts/ferments, and I’ve been very curious to try it out. If I ever decide to get up off my butt and do it that is 