Armpit muff rocks. 
TBH i’m always partial for a natural woman; let’s me know the commercial brainwashing didn’t work and we’ll get along fine 
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oh and why are tornadoes and marriage so alike???
they both start with a lot of sucking and blowing,then eventually you lose your home!!!..she got me:eyes:
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Lol.
UNLESS you prep your home for the storms… together. 
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lool…yeah there is that😊
I prefer my women to smoke cigars and have full beards 
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@BigMike55 loving that csk big fella…sorry I got side tracked…lolol…looks a monster in the making…!!!
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So Mrs. F stopped shaving again? Didn’t the long beard get in the way of her “nine people stand around” swing?
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Baseball is nixed this year due to lack of enrollment.
A fu-Manchu would also be acceptable but I’ve yet to meet one.
BAHAHAHAHA! Apologies for laughing but I find this funny as heck.
Take-up cricket? They’re ALWAYS playing it down the street from me. (lots of south asian’s in our hood. )
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Oh there’s still plenty of baseball to be had it’s just that our only reasonably possible day, Wednesday, is out.
Wtf is a wicket anyway?
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Easy. It’s an Ewok.
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I don’t know what that is. I don’t watch Star Trek.
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Man doesn’t know his classics. That’s Battlestar Galactica my friend.
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The only science fiction I watch is Battlefield Earth. Every day. On repeat.
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As a sci-fi nerd I died a little inside reading that. 
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MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU ALL!!!
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The key point is to approach it as a comedy. Then amazing possibilities present themselves.
It’s cinço de quatro!
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Even as a comedy it’s still pretty terrible. Though the whole jet vs star fighters was pretty hilarious.
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(I’m actually a huge Star Trek nerd)
But you’re right - “we could obliterate you from orbit but let’s engage in a pointless air battle against antiquated technology.”
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