Bodhi Dread Bread and Imperial Majesty; Lucky Dog Diesel Therapy; Doc D Purple Corinto Budder x A5Thai, Outer Limits and Sour Diesel x DE

Don’t let the opportunity pass, you’ll never regret it.

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Yeah, I thought about what we talked about on your thread the other day pretty much as soon as we got him haha, like,”Wow, I was just talking about how every dog we’ve owned has been a little, uh, wild…”

They think he’s ten. He’s definitely older. That’s the only reason I’m apprehensive to adopt him and kinda glad my girl doesn’t want another dog just yet. If we hadn’t just put down two dogs in the last year, I wouldn’t care, but I really, really want to avoid having to put another dog down for as long as I can. That shit sucks so bad. Worse than when humans I know die, to be honest. At least humans know what’s going on. I always just wanna be able to explain to the dogs what’s happening.

I dunno. Maybe it’s better that they don’t know. I fucking hate it, though.

It’s not up to me haha. You’ve got or have had a significant other before, I’m sure. You know how it is… There are few things worse than having an unhappy partner around every day haha…

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If their not happy, you won’t be happy :angry:

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We record and watch Jeopardy! every night. I mean, sometimes we won’t watch it the night of, but we always watch every episode eventually (big trivia fans). Anyway, we just watched last night’s episode and one of the categories was “Foreign Titles of US Films.” Did you guys know that the Japanese title for Leaving Las Vegas is I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute? I didn’t know that before tonight.

That’s, like, the worst name ever, though haha. Or the best, depending. I wonder how well Leaving Las Vegas did in Japan. I mean, I’d for sure watch a movie called I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute, but I’m pretty sure I have different sensibilities than the majority of Japanese people… I dunno, maybe not. Tokyo Decadence is a Japanese film and it’s pretty fucked-up, I guess. Awesome and hilarious, but fucked-up.

Still… You’d think they coulda come up with a better name…

Edit: My girl and I both answered it before the contestant did haha.

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I mean I’d watch that for sure if it came up :joy::joy:

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Maybe somebody should make a film in the US titled I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute. What would it be called in Japan??? Haha.

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I love japanese cinema, they definitely have some of the best movie titles. “Sharkskin Man and Peach Hip Girl” is one of the weirder titles I can think of. It’s the names of the two main characters. That title is basically equivalent to “Bonnie and Clyde.”

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Maybe Saki & Sucki?

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If anybody has amazon video, check out “First Love” directed by Takashi Miike.

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Yeah, I haven’t watched too much Japanese cinema. I think maybe I’ve only watched one Japanese film ever, the aforementioned Tokyo Decadence. That movie’s pretty awesome, dunno if you’ve seen it or not, but if you haven’t, you should try and find it. I’m not sure if it’s actually supposed to be funny, but I think it’s hysterical.

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Lost in Translation :grin:

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But then what would they call the Sofia Coppola movie Lost in Translation?

It just goes on and on and on… haha.

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“Not sure” :grin:

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I’d completely forgotten about this after that Coastal High Biscus was briefly discussed a while back on this thread and especially by the time I was writing the smoke report of Doc’s Purple Corinto Budder x A5Thai a few days ago. I guess the plant I got was leaning all the way towards Coastal’s mom, considering how hibiscus-y she tastes. Pretty fucking cool. Totally forgot about that.

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Well, apparently that I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute thing was some kinda joke made by a stand-up comedian years and years ago. Then the internet latched onto it and it became a thing, but it was not, in fact, what Leaving Las Vegas was called in Japan. My girl followed up on it and found that out today, told me about it earlier.

I’m actually pretty surprised; the Jeopardy! answer-writers are typically pretty “on it” when it comes to shit like that. I’m kinda bummed that that wasn’t what it was called in Japan… haha.

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It’ll always be “I’m drunk and you’re a prostitute” in my mind buddy :joy:

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Dread Bread #2 Smoke Report

Looks:

That nug weighed 5.6 grams, so… Pretty good density on these flowers. You can feel the density, too, pretty rock-solid nugs.

Smell: Similar to the #1 Dread Bread, with that tropical fruit smell, like mango, I guess. Has the same sort of tangerine smell once the flowers are broken up, too, just like the #1 plant.

Taste: Again, very similar to the #1 plant. Sort of “dry” on the inhale, like champagne, with a lightly fruity exhale. It’s not bad or anything, but it’s not a highlight, either. I do wonder how much better it’d taste if the drying conditions had been ideal. Or even close to ideal.

High: This is where the #2 plant differs big-time from the #1 plant. I really like the high on the #1, but there aren’t exactly definitive standout qualities that I can point to and say,“This is why the #1 Dread Bread plant kicks ass.” It’s like all of the qualities just combine into a nice smoke.

The #2, however, has lots and lots of standout qualities haha. It’s very spacy, almost “dreamy,” really giggly and super-happy. The “dreamy” aspect of the high makes me think that she’s leaning towards the OMG-side of the cross, despite the fact that she leaned towards the Mango Biche-side as far as plant morphology was concerned.

No rush at all on the come-up with the #2 (or the #1, either, for that matter). And despite the “spaciness/dreaminess,” it’s sorta functional. I mean, I’ve done pretty well answering questions while watching Jeopardy! after smoking it, but I’ll also sometimes get up off the couch to do something and forget what it is I got up to do in the three seconds it takes to walk into the kitchen or the grow room or wherever haha. I wouldn’t blaze this one before working out, either haha, as it’s pretty dang relaxing. Or I dunno, maybe I could work out after smoking it, but I probably wouldn’t want to haha.

Also, HUGE munchies with the #2. Ordinarily I’d like that, as I tend to enjoy weed that makes me super-hungry and empty out the fridge, but since I’m trying to lose a little weight right now, it’s not ideal haha. Still, I wouldn’t say that that’s a “negative” aspect of the high. I’ve yet to dislike any weed that makes me hungry as shit haha.

The comedown does get a little lethargic, but I’m not sure I’d consider this “bedtime weed.” I haven’t smoked it before bed yet, anyway, but I bet I could and have no trouble falling asleep.

After I got up out of bed and made myself a second dinner… haha.

Anyway, yeah, this is great weed. I like it more than the #1 Dread Bread plant, for sure. The #1’s probably better if I need to actually do something, but since I really don’t ever have much to do, I prefer the #2. Awesome weed.

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Just a quick little update:

A buddy of mine swung by two days ago and I cracked a jar of Iamyou’s Blueberry x Silver Lotus, first time I’ve gotten into that one in probably six weeks. I was pretty curious to see what he thought of it, on account of he’s the dude that used to get that super-artificial blueberry-smelling weed years ago. Plus, he’s the dude who’s opinion I trust the most when it comes to weed.

Anyway, I was blown away by how good it smelled when I opened the jar, just totally overwhelming and LOUD. My friend said that it was the most “blueberry-smelling” weed he’s come across since that old Blueberry Muffin or whatever it was called that he used to get. I agreed. Smells unreal. Tastes even better. And the high is probably my favorite kinda high, with that incredibly social, relaxed-but-still-functional, talkative, “Let’s drink a few beers and smoke a little more of this one”-type of high. Very, very good weed. Ended up smoking a bunch of it.

And then yesterday I went and got a haircut from my girl Jessica, big-time stoner, I always give her a bunch of my latest every time I see her (drops the price of my haircut from her usual $200 down to $60 haha) and she was texting me afterwards talking about how much she liked the Blueberry x Silver Lotus, too.

I dunno how many people got some of those seeds, but if you have them, plant them. It is without a doubt the most Blueberry-smelling/tasting weed I’ve blazed in a long time. And the high is just so totally “Blueberry.”

But maybe better? Haha.

Anyway, I know you won’t take credit for it, @iamyou_youareme, but nice fucking job. I love that weed, totally wanna use it to make some crosses. I’m gonna be blazing it throughout the holidays, for sure.

The Diesel Therapy smoke reports will get written at some point, too. I’m just trying to figure out what the fuck I’m tasting with them haha. Took me a while to settle on the “smell” aspect and I for sure have a handle on the high, but I really do not know what I’m tasting every time I blaze it haha. Its good weed, though.

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Wow, that’s so cool you got it into so many people’s hands to try! Thanks for the feedback, and you’re right, I won’t really take credit for it, but I can’t deny that it at least makes me feel good that so many people have enjoyed it. All I did was grow some plants and mash 'em up, no selection at all, a trained monkey could almost pull it off (which I’m not far from anyways).

I found the same thing with the Blueberry being in the jars for so long, it just seemed to start smelling stronger, more dank blueberry, like overripe instead of fresher smelling blueberries. The taste of the blueberry is one of it’s highlights too, it just translates really well to the smoke.

It’s cool to hear that the positive traits from the Blueberry carried over into the cross; the high, smell, and taste. I’d be interested to grow some more out and see if there’s a bunch of variation there, maybe the BB just dominated the cross and the Silver Lotus was very passive. My guess is, they’ll be some Silver Lotus leaners, especially with there being 10 different Silver Lotus males that donated pollen. Only one way to find out though… pop dem seeds!

If anyone is interested in trying them out, I still have a few more laying around. I think there’s actually still some in the jar with the blueberry buds, as I was too lazy to shuck them all :stuck_out_tongue:

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Sign me up for some of those sweet sweet bud seeds when you get to shucking them, I’d love to give it a try. I’d be happy to send you something fun in exchange if you’d like.

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