Nikah smoke report (this was the plant, chopped on day 62):
Looks:
Bear in mind that those nugs were put into jars on March 8, been sitting in there for five-and-a-half months now haha.
Smell: Total anise. Anise and nothing else. She smelled like that while she was growing, she smelled like that after she was dried and trimmed and she still smells like that now, nearly six months later. Pretty interesting and completely unexpected.
Flavor: same as the smell, with a tiiiiiiny little bit of earthiness on the backend. But mostly it’s just a mouthful of black licorice haha. Even though I would never choose to eat black licorice, I actually like weed that tastes like that.
High: Paralyzing and extremely cerebral. And when I say,“Paralyzing,” I don’t mean “couchlocked.” Or I don’t mean it in the traditional sense, I guess, just because when I think of “couchlocked,” I think of being goofy and just not wanting to get up. I could get up if I wanted to, but I don’t want to.
This weed is not like that at all. It’s a very, very, VERY “electric” body high. I dunno if y’all ever read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but this weed reminds me of the chapter where Hunter takes some of the adrenochrome that his attorney had. Seriously, it’s that uncomfortable of a body high. I feel extremely tense, like my body’s been plugged into a socket, I don’t really wanna move at all, I can’t move haha, but my mind’s racing…
Honestly, it’s pretty unpleasant. After that wears off, though, 45 minutes later, it’s pretty good weed! Haha. Functional and happy and all that. Good legs, too. I suspect that she’s taking wayyyyyyy after the TK female, just based on what I’ve read about TK. The comeup is very lengthy, like I said, 45 minutes at least, very “edgy,” definitely doesn’t remind me of any of the other OMG hybrids I’ve grown and smoked, anyway.
One time nube said something to me about, like, a “white knuckle” sorta high. That’s really the best way to describe the comeup of this smoke. If you’re into that sorta thing, you’d probably really like this one. Sadly, I’m not into that when it comes to my weed… hurumph!
So, yeah, this specific plant would absolutely NOT be a “keeper” for me, but I’ve still got a lot of seeds left, definitely gonna grow it again. If I could find a plant or three where the OMG dad kind of “mellows” that comeup, but still maintains the functional high that follows it, those would be really good plants haha…