My wife, who is 5’ even, likes to remind me that a midget is anyone under 4’10" so she is not. No matter how many time I call her one.
Nice chunk @Foreigner !
I dare not. She is small but she’s mighty. Mostly in the voice department. Besides, she’ll just refer me to the little persons of Ontario website as she’s done in the past when I tried to claim 5’ was the cut off.
Be careful when fighting a midget. One must consider what is in punching/slashing/biting range for them.
As a side note, I’d suggest carrying large logs on your shoulders while you wade through knee high snow as part of your pre midget fight training @Foreigner .
Hahaha! I remember when I first heard that one, 20 yrs ago! And there’s also a reply, Gordos revenge.
There’s talk of midget fighting at the beginning.