Chat room (let's chat!) 💬 (Part 2)

[BigMike55]

Hey @Slick1

IXNAY ON THE 'RAFFE PUNCH.
Just saying!

[Qtip]

This is hilarious, when I was a kid a giraffe licked my face so Fuck those guys! I’m down for the punch a giraffe campaign.

[Slick1]

@CADMAN

you may need a solid plan before attempting this lol

I’ll be in a car. The momentary shock of the giraffe should be long enough for the driver to hit the gas and gain some distance. My theory is the giraffe is a strictly defensive animal so he wouldn’t give chase. Then again with the luck I have sometimes…

@BigMike55

IXNAY ON THE 'RAFFE PUNCH.
Just saying!

I’m not actively trying to do it but no promises if I find myself in the position to make this happen!

@Qtip

This is hilarious, when I was a kid a giraffe licked my face so Fuck those guys! I’m down for the punch a giraffe campaign.

I would probably sell shirts if I lived. Would you like to join my mailing list?

[CADMAN]

I attempted to help name a strain after this whole agenda over on another thread lol

[Foreigner]

@Slick1

swinging is for battling another giraffe

There’s a pencil neck joke in here somewhere.

How do you feel about roundhouse kicking a dolphin?

[Foreigner]

Karate chop a coyote I dunno

[Qtip]

Head butt a hyena.

[Slick1]

I’m more interested in the logistics here. Unless you’re Chuck Norris you’re not going to generate much force underwater. Or are you suspending the dolphin from something outside the water? In that case it doesn’t feel very sporting.

[Qtip]

Links for this please

[Foreigner]

You just trap it in a net and then kick it. Then put it in a can. Triple the indignity triple your pleasure.

[Cormoran]

@Slick1

I’m not actively trying to do it but no promises if I find myself in the position to make this happen!

I never thought I’d find myself saying this, but… pics or it didn’t happen!

[CADMAN]

Seed making time for jack herer, white rhino and banana cream pie in AZ

By popular demand were gonna make some of these beans for the community. Updates of the project will be here! Here we grow guys and gals! It all starts here Starting with 5 of each, crossing fingers we get both boys and gals in the mix and they germinate successfully [Screenshot_20211129-110206]

I’d appreciate if everyone liked that post, so we can Guage how popular this whole idea is lol

[CADMAN]

@Cormoran

@Slick1

I’m not actively trying to do it but no promises if I find myself in the position to make this happen!

I never thought I’d find myself saying this, but… pics or it didn’t happen!

PLEASE have a goPro on your head while in the act.

[BigMike55]

Now!.
Wait a minute are you talking underwater roundhouse kick or wait until he jumps and catch him in mid air???
There IS a difference.

[Cormoran]

I think we should name it after the original plan to go after the giraffe from the bottom…
Jack’s Banana Split

[BigMike55]

I’m too stoned for this.

[Slick1]

I kind of feel like the kick is the least harsh thing happening here so I’m ok with it.

@Cormoran

I never thought I’d find myself saying this, but… pics or it didn’t happen!

You think I’d do this without taking video/pictures? I need something to put on the shirts!

@CADMAN

PLEASE have a goPro on your head while in the act.

I’ll put one on my wrist too so you can see his big dumb face get thumped!

@BigMike55

I’m too stoned for this.

Yes everyone knows giraffe punching is a sober activity

[Pigeonman]

@Slick1

been talking about punching a giraffe for over a decade now, at length

I have always wanted to eat the smug face of a Dolphin and taste it’s intelligence… BUT i’m allergic to fish so that’s that.

Also a friend of mine: “I tried whale so YOU NEVER HAVE TO.”

[Slick1]

I’m not sure it works like that but who am I to stand in your way? Dolphins rape too so fuck em.

[Pigeonman]

@Slick1

Dolphins rape too so fuck em

I see what you did there. Are you WORKING FOR THEM?!?