Yup. Klassy!
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UFO sighting this morning:
Enhanceā¦
It was shaped like a Culligan jug, had green and orange markings, spinning horizontally, and was really hauling across the sky on the wind. Iād guess 100-300 metres above the ground. Not sure what sort of vessel would have that sort of buoyancy, but Iāll wager whoever lost that is gonna want it back.
In seriousness though, thereās only one rational explanation:
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In Vince Offerās defense, a hooker bit his tongue and wouldnāt let go. Ultimately no charges were filed against either party.
And innocent. Iād say he handled it pretty well given the circumstances.
Bless the state of Florida for publicly posting mug shots.
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Yes but did it leave any contrails?
Debate over. You get to name them. I suggest Lophophorians. Youāll be famous!
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Eerily silent as though powered by some other worldly technology, and definitely not full of lighter than air gas floating on the wind.
It was way closer in real life than the camera portrays.
Sometimes the camera adds ten pounds, sometimes it makes things look much smaller.
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Nothing is lighter than air.
I know this because when I turn on my scale it says 0.00.
Not possible.
Also the āslap chopperā sounds like a name a newspaper reporter would give a serial killer.
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In the close up pic you can see it has a white aura around it, typical of the UAP tic tac films released by the US military recently. I have seen 2 UAPās in the last 5 years. Even believing in them before I saw them I still found the first one hard to accept psychologicaly, it was a paradigm shift from believing to knowing.
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Iām still waiting for my chance at seeing one of these UFOs, maybe someday.
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It could help catching sight of one if you were away from light pollution. Perhaps in one of theseā¦ HA! This definitely would not have happened in, for example, Kansas!
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He was this close to international waters 
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Within (really a lot of) inches!
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Yeah but nautical inches.
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Also this guy is obviously missing something. The whole idea is ridiculous to begin with and plus - itās hurricane season.
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I canāt remember if theyāre longer or shorter than terra miles. (If I remember correctly, Terra Miles was also a 1930s movie star.)
If you think about the direction a hurricane rotates in the Atlantic, the dumb ass was probably thinking the wind would help him move north eastward.
What I really wonder is how much did that thing cost and how much time he spent building it.
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Terra Firma was a porn star from the 30s
Thank you for that confirmation. Iām feelinā the CRS.
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Porn was much classier in the 30s. She was the queen of the full frontal ankle shot.
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Do I perhaps see some of Terraās influence in your very own erratic calendar shots?
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I seek inspiration from the greats.
Grate respect! 
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