I write off EVERYTHINGā¦home security. Home internet
Home fuel
Home Office space / 20% of all home related expense
Garage space
Storage yard space
Medical/dental
Cell phone
Not so much entertainment, I should
All banking services / credit card machine terminal expenses
Advertising stuff.
All work clothes , shoes
Drones
Tools
Safety equipment
I really need to start buying equipment
An then selling it or something the next year
Itās a a horrible night mare for sure I was in the same boat years back. You gotta watch recaptured cash if you sell too early theyāll tax you on that .
Or work for cash .
Everything you do and or buy is a tax write off. You can claim miles or gas and repair expenses. Iām a heavy driver so I take the miles. And when I say Iām a heavy driver allegedly I just make up a high number. Itās free money. Allegedly, I had my wifeās uncle working for me at one point and was paying him $800 a week cash. At the end of the year I was like āoh no. How am I gonna account for all of this cash?ā My accountant asked about it, too. I told him that every Friday I pulled $800 from the ATM and we used that money at the strip club to entertain potential customers. He said thatās a legit write off. Phew. Allegedly. You just have to be creative cuz that other half of fica is coming for that ass, and itās ugly.
The only year my business made me any significant money was the year I decided to buy a house. Youāre right. That tax bill was disgusting.
I havenāt delved into the entertainment in past.
But I will be maxing that out .
I went for a trip to MTL twice this year. I shouldā¦ really of found a convention to pop into ffs!!! Coulda wrote off everything travel related and half the food n Bevvys.
Iāll be using all the lunch and.breakfast receipts this year for 2023 for me and (clients?).
Now I have to go through the statements to pick out those early fridays we went to the gentleman club
My dad was a chartered accountant tax specialist, itās amazing what you can do to keep money out of the tax manās hands, but your accountant needs to be good to know these things, and obviously the better they are the more they charge like lawyers. Your accountant fees are tax deductible as well.
I try and pay with cash. So I donāt have to pay as much in taxes. I think they get enough anyway. Anytime you buy food or go to a restaurant get gas. Not to mention your taxes on your house. Road tags. Next thing you know theyāre gonna come out with a look tax. I would always buy something to have to do with the kind of work that I was doing. One thing about America thereās plenty of jobs they just donāt wanna supply you with tools. Which I think is bullshit. Do you want me to come to work for you? You donāt wanna pay me much money. Then you want me to supply my tools. And then I have to pay taxes on top of that. Iām not liking this deal.
One thing I can say, do not let them see all your money. Itās a big scam anyway. lol. They never go after the big guys. They always go after the little flies.
The really rich people here seem very stressed lately. I saw one asset manager yesterday that was shitfaced at 6pm just sitting in his beemer looking like the end was near. Itās free but itās not advice.
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