So I’m plucking off withering, useless leaves under the canopy of my flowering girls, when suddenly…
… I hit something wet and oily-sticky. This leaf has a blob of clear sap, viscosity somewhere between maple syrup and honey, fairly easy to spread on my fingers, and not all that much of an odor. Looks like it could have a couple of white flecks in it, but otherwise… fairly innocuous.
After an hour of inspecting, I could not find any evidence of this on other leaves.
Ladies and gentlemen, who wants to guess what we have here?