Cola's Closet of Chaos (an accidental return to the Jack's Rainbow 🌈 project)

That’s fair enough that bro. I’m not too fussed where they come from as long as they perform. I’ve only ever had one herm the entire time I’ve been growing and that was a northern lights X cabbage from Nirvana seeds. Most the stuff OGers have sent me have been bloody decent.

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check this weird little lady. Doesn’t seem to have any more leaves coming through. She’s not even the one that suffered. Just being ridiculous :rofl:

Most of this shows you how much planning went into bucket size. Rez size. Environmental controls. Etc.

What it also shows you is how much consideration went into the solenoid valve placement :sweat_smile: trusty jigsaw solved that :sunglasses:

Still no sign of float switches or inner bucket seals yet :roll_eyes: and still need to get another pump and net pots aswell as some hydroton. As soon as I can afford those. She will be filled. Time the initial flood and drain cycle. And set the loop timers. And the JR are going straight in

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I like em like that they look like little birdies :metal: :metal: :metal:

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I’d say they were growing quite "swift"ly :roll_eyes::sweat_smile:

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These bird jokes are shit you “tit” :rofl:

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“owl” have you know these are my best puns :rofl:

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Your “cuckoo” for thinking they are in the slightest bit funny. They are as irritating as a bad dose of “thrush” :sweat_smile:

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Listen here starling. Don’t stork me. Always throwing a sparrow in the works. Crack yourself a kestrel or woodpecker :rofl: not sure non UK will get the last 2 references :thinking:

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Touché :rofl: +20 characters

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In some other news. Bargains were had by eBay sellers being long. Washer seals and float switches got refunded but apparently are still on the way. I have ordered a second pair of float switches just in case though :sunglasses:

JR F1 regs X2 (the last of the f1s) gone in. Pray for a male guys.

Cos this little lady is looking for a suitor :wink:

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cooooweeee cola :kissing_heart:
hows it going fella
hard ta keep up with all ya shanaigans :crazy_face:
lovin ya closet of super tech shit :thinking: im like a fekin cave man with a watering can
like i say mate proper lovin ya shit :green_heart: :kissing_heart:
big up to ya mrs aswell grow forth
ya made me lmao when ya called that mud fella a cock womble
~lime~

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It’s not going too bad brother. It is defo hard to keep up with my shenanigans. And I go for super tech. (Got nothing on @ReikoX setup though :100:) as it stands I’m still making feed up in a bucket and slapping it in with a glass :joy: I’ve got a quid in my pocket and about the same in the bank so gonna be a minute before I get the tech shit finished. Cola UK reg charity no. 0161 :roll_eyes: send aid :joy:

Absolutely big up @Esmereldaspike :green_heart: she’s got 2 in rather than one :sunglasses: good job we can make another cupboard available init.

And TBf bro he was an absolute cockwomble to the highest order. I see him doing well around here :joy_cat:

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Surely that is no. 0420

how ta win friends and influence ppl right

yyaaaaa shes already liked one of my posts :smiley: :green_heart: @Esmereldaspike

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0420 would be welcome. Not even got a smoke at the moment but can deal with that :joy: but 0161 is Manny area code :muscle::sunglasses:

He’s influenced me to ignore all of his future postings :joy::100:

And she’s already a 2 pip. Only been on since this morning :roll_eyes: be stealing all my glory soon won’t she :joy:

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bean here 4 years only got 7 :rofl: nobody loves me :kissing_heart:

gotta go wash out 90 ltr coco fuuuuun

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I’ll keep sending you love bro don’t worry. You might get to 8 before too long :joy:

And nope. That’s no fun. I just washed like a litre of the stuff for the JR f1s.

Even that wasn’t enjoyable :rofl:

I did a small amount of stuff. Still no float switches but made a start by getting the return pump in. Chopped one half the wire and wired a half to the sonoff will join the rest with the float switch on the negative when they arrive.

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Prodded about in the Coco and JR/F1#1 has cracked :grin::grin::grin::grin:
JR/F2#2 hasn’t done anything yet but still. Be a little fella for old cola :peace_symbol:

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Either the postman is stealing my shit. Or eBay sellers aren’t sending. It’s bad when Hermes outperform Royal mail. Want this system working so I can set it and forget with 9 feeds a day at lights on. Growth rates are always explosive in flood and drain :100:

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