First thing I asked the police officer was " was there something wrong with my driving" got a not at all but you got no insurance 
need to do a roadside drug test. Cannabis and cocaine 
where are you again @foreigner?
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Your engaged to @anon58740919 ffs. classy.
The kids a total legend so ignore me pulling his pisser.
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Shit that sucks man. I know a guy who got a DUI because a passenger threw some trash out of the car window.
I’m in Canada.
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Hash that bro, that man has got all the class he needs with me on top! 
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Crack on bro. I’m not a little bitch I’ll take it 
and she’s classy as travellers go 
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Whos got hash??? 
I could do with some decent hash in my life and not the corned beef kind before someone mentions it.
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Not a dig at you @Esmereldaspike but we used to call them travel trash.
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what the hells going on in here lol
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Fuck knows. These southerners make no sense to me
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I always liked “Scouse.” Not because of what it actually means I just think it’s a funny word.
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Show off
I usually just bin my trim as I CBA to process it.
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You sir have a shit ton more hash than me 
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Scouse are the arch nemesis of the mancs
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“Didn’t you kill my brother?”
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Don’t f*ck with the dead rabbits
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That shouldn’t be funny. But unless you’re a truck driver no you didn’t 
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Scouce accents are worse than the Geordies ffs. They spit a lot while talking.
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(It’s the only Scouse I know )
What is the genesis of the term Scouse anyway?
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I’m higher up than Scouse don’t insult me haha and half Irish 
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