To all my followers here, oddly good news: I accidentally pollinated one of my flowering plants! There was so much Vortex pollen flying around that some made it back around the basement to the intake as I should have expected, and my Fleur Du Mal- Janis (Blue Widow x Silver Pearl) is dripping with mature seeds coming out of the pods at around 80 days from flip. I was going to give her the chop tomorrow but I may wait a few days to see if seeds start dropping on their own first before I do.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have made my first cannabis hybrid by lazy chucking with pollen contamination. Glad it sounds like something I would have chosen to do anyways!