Oh, I get it now. Because new zealanders are called kiwis. I see that I am in the presence of a master. 
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You guys still hating on kiwis? 
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Why aren’t you… are you a big fruit spy?
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I’m the fruitiest of spies 
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Ayo? I’m not a spy but I am pretty fruity
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Hey @mota . That was a REALLY good joke but I was so stoned that it went right over my head. I think I fell asleep right after that. I set you up for a joke that I did not get. 🫣 That is hilarious in itself.
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No. We have modified our position on kiwis. From now on-
Kiwi wearing peal = bad 
Kiwi wearing bikini = VERY GOOD 
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That sounds like something a kiwi would say. 
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Haha I mean I know a few… intimately. 
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Thats good enough for me. 
Your in!
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My toes is cold.
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I’d wear it. But not eat it.
I’ll just tell people it’s modern art.
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Kiwis make my mouth feel weird
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Ha ha ha. It looks like @Foreigner sneezed on his shirt.
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To me as well.
I always thought it was the little seeds. They kind of have a slight dose of astringent like the effect from unripe persimmons and olives do.
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I cant believe this stupid thread has reached 216 posts. You people must be “high” or something. 🫣
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Kiwi is increasingly recognized as a common elicitor of allergic reactions worldwide, and in recent studies, it ranks among the top 10 food allergies in Denmark, Sweden, Estonia, Finland, and The Canary Islands. In fact, 45 percent of food allergic patients in Sweden and Denmark reported they were allergic to kiwi .
-the internet
Here have a lovely plate of allergic reaction.
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Well OK then. There you have it. You cant put anything on the internet unless its true. Its a rule. 
Kiwi wearing peal= Evil
Kiwi wearing bikini= probably still evil but worth the pain.
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