Does Anyone Hate Kiwis?

[Magu]

That is just wrong on so many levels.

[Foreigner]

You’re supposed to compliment people on their outfits. Even if you don’t like them.

[Magu]

You are correct. Please forgive my ignorance. “Those are the most wonderific, splendiferous pants that I have ever seen. I wish I had 2 pair. 1 to s…t on, and 1 to cover it up with. “

[Foreigner]

Thank you I got them on sale.

[Magu]

And now for something completely different.

[Foreigner]

Dogs consume 12% of the world’s coconuts.

They can have all the kiwis too if they like.

[Magu]

Look directly under his feet. Is that a marijuana plant ?

[Foreigner]

Please keep your cannabis talk in the cannabis thread. Where it belongs.

[saxo]

excellent! that would suits You perfectly

[saxo]

…could be a Cassava Plant

[Magu]

“Pot nazi “.

[buzzmobile]

I’m beginning to hate kiwis.

[Magu]

Then my lifes work is a success. Now if only I could force @Foreigner to love kiwis ….???

[Foreigner]

I hereby donate my unused lifetime supply of kiwis to anybody with no taste buds who wants them.

[Magu]

Do you actually HAVE an “unused lifetime supply of kiwis”. Hhmmm…???

[Foreigner]

Yeah they’re at the grocery store. I’ll never use them so you can just go grab ‘em. Don’t tell them I said it was ok though.

[Coda]

From Kiwipedia:

A close-up picture of a Kiwi skin

I prefer Shag Kiwi as opposed to Plush Kiwi.

[Magu]

Obviously God did not intend for THAT to be eaten.

[Foreigner]

“So, uh, this fruit, do I wash it or vacuum it?

[Magu]

I would stomp on it.