I think we’re supposed to wipe our feet on it before we come into the house?
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My wife and I love kiwi fruit, but she thinks it’s disgusting that I eat them unpeeled.
She is correct, Sir. 
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1980 was a “Fruity” year in music as “The Three Kiwis” opened for “Bananarama” on their “ Make mine a pina colada” world tour.
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I kind of got aroused by reading that
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It looks like she’s holding a giant anus.
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Shame that the one in the middle doesn’t have her own anus.
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Kiwi is the fruit that just keeps on giving. Scotch Brite makes their pads from Kiwi skin.
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Ugh I’ll never eat a scotchbrite pad again.
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sounds like good plan
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Found your baby pictures, @Foreigner .
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I would still eat any one of those three yellow kiwis, fuzzy or shaved of fuzz! 
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but not all at once…remember Your age
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You are such a considerate person, worrying about my age and health! Thank you!
No, now wait just a second here. I think you’re just angling to get the other two for yourself, given your youth and vitality!
I asked Mrs. mota, and she thinks I’d be able to handle all three just fine. I truly value her opinion. 
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the initial response is gold.
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It’s obvious that baby is already drunk.
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Cheapest babysitter in the world.
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Gotta sober them up before kindergarten
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Best way to learn how to share.
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That’s my block, no that’s my block. How about a couple shots of Tequila, sure ,friend.
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