That’s exactly what I tell them when I go to porn auditions.
They tell me I don’t have the kiwis for it.
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Is that a fuzz ball or a smudge on the lens?
Don’t talk about @Foreigner like that.
I am confident Mrs. Foreigner would have noticed it. 
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@Foreigner has taken all Mrs @Foreigners lense cloths to line his bucket hat.
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If only there was some kind of naturally occurring microfiber…
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Kiwool ?..
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Kiwishmere
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You win again! Kiwincidence ! I think not. 
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I wouldn’t say hate, but I strongly prefer the New Zealand Kiwi’s to the ones from Italy. In my regional market there is a significant difference in taste and texture. I really like a good kiwi that’s grown well. Many blessings and much love
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Lol…is that a rock bass?
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Pebble bass
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Ok, I read the last 50 posts and all I can say is that is 15 minutes of my life that I aint never getting back. 
This thread was better when I was running it. Hey @Foreigner , they called me “The Big Cheese” and I aint from Winnipeg. 
actually, That wasnt funny. I have been awake since 1 am and im getting grouchy. Magu sleep now. 
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Stop wasting your limited waking moments reading this nonsense.
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Yes. I am glad you had a nice trip. 
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Our wives sound similar, I prefer post-theist.
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Good morning @Foreigner and friends. I hope everyone has a wonderful day. 
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And to you a kiwi free trip around the sun.
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Based on this shirt kiwi farmers lack humility.
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Don’t sweat it.
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