And fashion sense.
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My takeaway from this article is that monkeys won’t eat kiwis either.
Constifruitional Monarchy.
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Kiwis look like monkey balls. It is no wonder.
Monkeys: smarter than us.
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So monkeys hate kiwis but eat bananas. My mind has been blown! 
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Did you know:
KIWI spelled backwards is IWIK.
IWIK is an acronym for the business strategy I-Wish-I-Knew.
IWIK is also the name of a vape company that specializes in fruit flavored vapes, yet strangely enough, does not offer a vape in Kiwi flavor 
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That has got to be some kind of conspiracy. 🥸 It is just too perfect to be a coincidence. We must call the cheese police. 
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That’s a conspiracy if I ever heard one.
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Conspiratorially, I would concur.
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i freakin love munching on a fuzzy little kiwi… i eat that shit raw, fuzz and all, like im biting into an apple.
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Yes but you’re prone to conspiracy.
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Goddamn is it morning? Boo kiwis! Boo kiwi skin!
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I almost certainly would be with a little encouragement, but let’s keep that on the down low.
Quiet or you’ll scare the poor innocent kiwis, and we all know that’s not what you want.
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It’s not even midnight for you yet. 
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I slept early and Mrs Foreigner work me up to fix the covers. I am now awake. It is morning.
@mota: conspirarionalist
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I’m pleased to report that there were no kiwis on vacation.
As it should be. I needed the break.
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Well, ahem, there are those who say I’m a conspirarionalist, but not my analyst.
Are you sure you’re not sleep typing? You know, like your alter ego who needs to get to the land of kiwis and shaving equipment.
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Of course not. Kiwis never take a vacation. Everyone knows that.