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Epoxy doesn’t work.
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Voice of experience?
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Experience breeds wisdom.
Lesson: don’t permanently attach yourself to the floor.
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Get thee out foul demon @Foreigner . 
The power of kiwi commands you! 
The power of kiwi commands you!
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Compels. It compels me.
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Ha ha ha 
I can spell but I cant type to save my ass!
Yet another thing I won’t eat.
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Yes, but not just any old thing, it’s a kiwi thing! There’s a definite theme here.
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I deliberately bought boots that are supposed to age with grace so I don’t need to polish them.
They’re not going to survive that long anyway to make a real difference.
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I cant find a pair of shoes that will last longer than a few months. But I work outside in the wet grass. 
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I think the quality of this brand has gone down. My last pair I got 3 years out of. These ones might get halfway there.
Yeah dude, hairy outer, slimy inner, dinosaur fruit.
Gross.
Though i hope your love for kiwi hate beats your hatred for people ringing your bell for the rest of time as OG weighs in on your debate 
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I invite it. Bring it on 
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work on my apple crunches then.
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Apples are naturally crunchy.
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But not pinchy. They don’t do pinches. That said, you probably want to discuss that exclusively with Mrs. Foreigner.
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