Dudeismology (part 1)

Welcome back to another edition of mayhem and merry as we take another trip down the rabbit hole. As always we recommend that those of you who are faint of heart, easy to squirm, and easy to ruffle take a seat in the back of the room. Buckle up and Enjoi as we start this fine year of the dragon off with a bang!!!
As always we would like to thank you in advance for tuning in, turning on, and remember once you proceed there is no turning back. Though I highly doubt you won’t be fully intrigued and enticed by what you find ahead. Until the time comes let us ponder. What is dudeismology and what is it going to mean for you.

To begin this will be a multi step breeding experiment, in which we will begin our journey indoors. For propegation we will be using a secret Jardin DP 90 with a self built, though easy setup, Solstrip with meanwell 80w full driver.
My soil preference as of late has been build a soil 3.0, I have switched to this as of recently to reduce my cost and own carbon footprint, as growing indoors is costly and consuming on many factors (at least today’s culture really seems to enjoy throw away soils and nutrients.) So like many before me I have chosen to try and become a bit more in tune with the soil and how it affects the morphology of the plant.
The seed stock I have for this project is from days of old. Dating back to the 80’s, comes from several middle eastern areas, and is of pure lineage. Meaning that unlike what we find today, where farmers are trying to follow sales trends and switching from monocroping to cultivating several cultivars, making the genetics from these sources more likely to be polluted.
For the ability to control the way they crack and catalog them correctly I will be germinating them in paper towels in a Ziploc bag. This will allow me to document tap root length as well as accurately know which seed shell allowed for earlier germinating than others.
The hope from this is of simple yet effective breeding of a pure breed line, with possible hybridization, as well as accurately documenting the cultivation of these absolutely amazing genetics.

We will start our journey in the Chitral Valley, a well renowned area know for it’s cultivars. As this journey will take us a few months. Please be patient, be kind, spread love and positivity, and last but not least, send your light and strength to help light the way and make this a successful endeavor for all.

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I’m going to linger at the doorway for awhile, it seems sketchy that it’s a room but I need to buckle up. Will there be weed growing in this room? Got any beverages? I need to be hydrated before I can think about dudeismology.

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Lol rooms do have seats, as do planes, trains, and automobiles, so always be safe and bring a towel, but buckling up may help. As it goes most things served by us here are of a electric Kool aid kind. And as we ease into it the growing of Cannabis plants will be of the up most importance. Just like the golf shoes

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Im slightly confused but I will be here to hang out an see what happens. :upside_down_face:

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As an ordained Priest of Dudeism I envoke my right and bless this room. And all who stumble upon it’s simple beginnings. As for the past holds our future and our future has yet to pass, let us abide by the dude as the dude abides.

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Calmer than you dude.

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I honestly don’t understand.

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I think he may have smoked some reefer.

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Im pretty cheeched right now too… I think I’ll take another dab to see if I can figure this out.

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Hahaha. The ramblings of a madman. Or the whispers of a savior. Only time will tell. Hahahahaha

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You my friend, are abolsutely cheeched. :slightly_smiling_face: :rofl:

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I may have been smoking some Polynesian thin mint and death star wax

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Yup. That’s why I’m standing by the door, just in case.

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Qtips on security/baby sitting duty.

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A tip of the hat to you senor @Qtip, as you must have a knack for knowing when someone in the room is holding lol.

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He has a really fat baseball joint ready to swing :rofl:

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We just cracking your nuts man. Were curious were this is going though!

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Haha man that may be needed by the end of this. I figured trying to get this grow diary off to a nice start!

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My off the wall style and demeanor,is what comes from one to many work conventions and Chad meetings lol.

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And though it auto corrected to work. That def said wook before google decided it was work anyways lol

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