No sir it can only get better when you order and receive your calendar!
Foreigner: on the cusp of innovation. But you’ll need to buy one to find out all my secrets.
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Will we get the special web site included with behind-the-scenes pictures?
not for unsupervised viewing?
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Yes but you must have a confirmed adult chaperone.
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This is true and compelling, but bear in mind that we are still very early on in this century, and staying on top of the pile will require additional effort - artists that rest on their laurels end up looking silly. Point being, it’s never too early to begin thinking about your next expressive gesture.
Also, In the interest of combining form and function, perhaps printing these tableaus on washable fabric or at least applying industrial strength lamination would up the value for some, and certainly increase the staying power and overall stamina of your artistic effluence.
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Someone once described my art as effluence but I don’t think they were being nice.
Art is transitory. It is a product of its time. It makes no sense without historical context. Let this one live, and be, in its own way. We can talk later about the next one.
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Am I the only one who read this as “Use a condom and take Viagra”?
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You may use my calendar in any way you see fit.
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Spoken like a true artist, I am humbled by this encounter with greatness, and seek only more of this wisdom.
My interest in purely in the material integrity of the artwork, and doubtless the pure animal magnetism of the subject will remedy the need for little blues. I assure you that there is NOTHING to read between the lines here.
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I went to art school. Well, an, art school, but I didn’t take art.
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I just want to see him naked.
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The calendar will get you mostly there. Think tasteful 17th century nudes and you’ll get a good idea.
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I was mowing the lawn and thought, “Did he just make eye contact?”
Scrolled back and yes. Yes he did
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Buy it buy it buy it if you haven’t already!
Think of the future value in 300 years!
I also cut my finger trimming. Blood is desirable on weed right? From the streets?
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Just send individual images of the remaining bits (for a premium of course) so you can be fully assembled by the recipient.
@Coda - this would take a little work, but might fit the bill.
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A sexual foreigner jigsaw puzzle with a fig/weed leaf.
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Holy shit! (he says replying to himself).
A puzzle…the next one is a puzzle.
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I don’t know about street fighting weed but isn’t there some rule about eye contact?
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I think it’s pro eye contact but I haven’t been in a street fight for awhile.
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