Foreigner Erotic Calendar

There is no eye contact on the calendar. My hideous face has been obscured.

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Hey @vernal buy a calendar!

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You have to come up with a catchy name for it, like the Cultivating Cannabis Canuck, or something along those lines.

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Naked and Afraid has already been taken.

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I’m into a whole series for sure but let’s make this one roll out as a success and then talk spin-offs. I’m willing to pimp myself out for dollars.

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Will any desktop pads be avail?

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The possibilities are endless!

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One available per month with a subscription. But these are ideas for a later date.

But you must buy the calendar to be eligible for more.

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Will you have a contest where the members can send in their own entries to be judged by their peers??
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Buy it @stiggy you know you want it, you’ve been playing in the sandbox long enough for me to know…

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This is one of your last chances (not true) to buy a calendar and see parts of my exquisite physique (not true) and support Overgrow (true).

C’mon, you know you want to think of how it’ll look out in your garage beside your ‘68 mustang convertible?! You’ll be the talk of the neighborhood.

Buy it. Buy it now. Or soon. Soon would be good too.

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25 years of marriage and we finally had our first talk about calendar porn

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Open communication is important. Does she want to buy it or do you? Or both would be acceptable if you have separate bathrooms.

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My ego requires me to say me, I want it, but that may or may not be true

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Buy it for “a friend.” A “special gift.”

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I have to admit the no eye contact thing is a good selling point, I just don’t think I can handle the conflict

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Free mustang with purchase confirmed!

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There is in fact no eye contact. My face is partially hidden.

@lophophora.ca jokes on you it’s actually a stallion and it’s me.

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OK I just asked the wife and she threatened to leave me if I do
Have any extra rooms? LOL

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Good news is that a local Bigfoot hunter society wants 100

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