Foreigner Erotic Calendar

That’s a slippery slope, even in Canada. Perhaps especially in Canada!

Wait! I see now! It’s about hand nudity and the touching of their bits.

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Yes exposing your palms is highly illegal.

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Where did you hear about this law change?

I can only find reference to the existing, prudish law.

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Nude

(2) For the purposes of this section, a person is nude who is so clad as to offend against public decency or order.

It’s ok as long as your goal isn’t to offend anyone.

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When your palms are as big as mine, there’s no hiding them.

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Now that is purposefully offensive. Can’t get away with that up here. They’d never survive the winter.

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That’s an art piece so it’s ok too. Really makes you think and pushes boundaries.

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Thank you for noticing! :slight_smile:

Canadians are much too polite to reprimand me. Aren’t they??? I know not Abe Snidanko, but he’s dead.

Oh, that’s what you mean!

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Yes your landscaping choices are offensive.

And I think Canadian “politeness” is largely untrue but it’s illegal for me to say.

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Thinkin’ with the little head.

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Hands down offensive.

I lived in Canada for a little while and agree, largely untrue, particularly of that dead mf Abe Snidanko! It’s legal for me to say, thank you very much!

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When I say

Sorry: I really mean fuck off

When I say excuse me: I really mean get the fuck out of my way.

The tone with which you say sorry speaks volumes.

“Excuse me” can also mean you better check yourself.

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Underfuckingstoodoff! :+1:

Yer “singing” to the choir, and I’m a life long atheist.

What about the tone one uses when they don’t say sorry?

Just checked. Nothing showing, which kind of brings us full circle.

I’ve got to wash dishes and start making dinner. I think tonight will be a pork chop, apple sauce and perhaps a baked potato.

Stay clean and wholesome!

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Anyway. Sorry not sorry for all the nudity and very poor legal advice.

Alright friends,

Things are moving along well here and I will be closing the signup soon.

I’ve added a little more room, not to be presumptuous, but just to give you one more chance if you’re on the fence.

The prototype calendar is complete and I’m sure there will be a minor tweak or two but we are getting there!

Thank you all for your interest and support and I hope you’ve had a laugh along the way.

All the best.

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I absolutely lost it. lol
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Mods, can we get this thread pinned much in the same way the calendar will be pinned to the wall of my grow space?

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Alright ladies and gentlemen and friends. The sign up is officially closed and the process has commenced.

That said I have some influence with the management and if you want in just under the wire we can make that happen.

I have sent a DM to everyone who has signed up with details.

If you have not received this DM it means I’ve screwed up so please bring it to my attention.

Everything should be pretty straightforward but if you have any questions just ask.

Thanks all and have a great day!

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No dm here @Foreigner

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