Foreigner Erotic Calendar

Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Incoming.

Edit: should be there now.

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How did I get shunned from the list?

I’m having flashbacks to the last time you tried to sell me nude photos.

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Your preemptive move made your presence on the list redundant.

Also, one must always use a flash, preferably back, for nude photography.

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Your nude photography would be best
underexposed and undeveloped.

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:joy::joy::joy: well played

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Happy weekend ladies gentlemen and friends:

No big report for you today but I just wanted to let everybody know that things are moving well with this enterprise.

A few snafus aside, which are to be expected, we are on track.

A big thanks to you all for doing what you said you were going to do when you said you were going to do it. Very much appreciated.

There will be some (a little) lead time with the calendar printing but I have taken measures to mitigate this as best as possible.

I hope the printing guy either goes “is this what my life has become?” or “this is awesome I’m printing extra for myself.”

Either way.

Cheers all, won’t be long now.

All the best.

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As long as it’s here before 2024, I think we’ll be OK.

Then again, the pictures may be spank bank worthy. In which case, we’ll need them right away :slight_smile:

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I expect it to be a 2023 Calendar sent out this coming Dec. There better be scratch & sniff month of WD40.

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Your huffing practices are your own business.

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Did you ask her how she knows what WD40 tastes like. Sounds like something a Goth would do.

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She works in the industry (for real)

“Well we’re out of goats blood, what else do we have lying around…?”

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Could be a cover.

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I don’t know why, probably because I watched the first season in a whole yesterday, but the series captain fall comes to my mind. There’s the girl actually managing the ship… I picture Mrs. Foreigner kind of like that.

Have you seen it?

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I have not seen it.

But I just googled it and there is something of a resemblance.

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My buds are small they don’t cover much. I would sign up. I don’t want to show my roots.

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Good morning friends and ladies and gentlemen.

A couple of updates for you.

The calendars are in hand and with luck my poor organizational skills will get them out by the end of the week.

Also, I’ve decided to send the seeds in a separate envelope, not with the calendar. Mostly because I will have to take the calendars physically to the post office…you know what they’re like. “What’s in here? Is it a letter? It doesn’t feel like a letter. You must fill out this declaration…”

For my own security I don’t use my real address for seeds but if any of the calendars bounce back to me I want to know about it.

I think it’s better this way. It may burn a few bucks but for security I think it’s better. Coin flips are 100% success rate anyway so this is what I’ve decided.

Have a great day all, won’t be too long now!

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:partying_face::partying_face::grin::facepunch:t3::fist:t3::vulcan_salute:t3::heart::green_heart::heart::green_heart:

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Good idea man, I can’t wait to see it! :wink:

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Perv. :laughing: :rofl: :joy:

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Coming soon @CanuckistanPete Erotic Calendar. Pre-order now.

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