I know your hairy in the pic. I’m cracking myself up because that’s the shaved version. 
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“We’re going to need more wax!”
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Oh god, tell me not mustache wax. No curly ques…
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If you’ve never waxed a moustache you’re missing out. It doesn’t even have to be your own moustache. Still counts.
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Its more of a Grunge look type wax. Oily and sick.
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Oh, I’ve waxed a mustache poetic once or twice.
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160 weight.
Bearded clam mustache
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That Plant looks Happy
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Moustache oh moustache
How you adorn my face
It makes me feel so young and hip
To disguise my upper lip
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Is that tuna fish
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Makes it more difficult to see my lack of dentition.
Neither @ColeLennon nor @mota understand the value of saving soup for later.
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I dry shave under my beard every morning. I’m huge soap saver from back in the day. “Which was a Wednesday by the way”~Dane Cook
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My mustache is like a pot of bouillabaisse - that stuff’s been seasoning for years, maybe decades.
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No joke I haven’t wet shaved for over 2 years. Just clippers.
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No joke, I haven’t shaved my entire face (i.e., beard and mustache) since I was 18. Trimmed them both a lot, once took the left side of the beard and the right side of my mustache off, but never my entire mustache. I scraped my beard off for three weeks once in my 30s. It sucked, although I remember the feel of the sun and wind on my cheeks was cool. And people who I’d known for years could not for the life of them, figure out who’s voice that was coming out of that guy’s face. Funny as shit, but not a chance I do it again, even for a day.
I view shaving as very sophisticated, but not particularly civilized. Scraping the hair off one’s body. Not civilized. And being caught sophisticating, way back when, was not something anybody wanted to experience.
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I’m a 5 day stubble kind of guy. It suits my personality.
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How do you time that.
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