I reject the concept because it exists to differentiate us as superior to monkeys. You think you’re better than a monkey?
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I don’t know about better. I do look up to Monkey’s for their good humor attitude.
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Mastery over our animal natures. I don’t but it.
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When you can simultaneously hang from a branch and poop in your hand ,you have achieved Monkey status
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Dang tootin’ I am, I’m more of a great ape, no monkeyn’ around!
Never been this shaggy in the beardle are. The duster is pretty short. Mrs. mota likes my lips more accessible. You guys understand, I’m sure.
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Just not your legs. Or if that’s five day stubble, 
!!
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I’ve always envied a good poop-throwing. 
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Certainly for their shit throwing good humor attitude! HA!
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When you live in the north your hair grows to the appropriate length naturally based on temperature.
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Father Time. That’s Father Time 
Or ZZtop 
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HA! Maybe masterbatory of our animal natures!
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they throw you out of the zoo for that.
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I do find good humor in it.
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No joke, I got thrown out of 120 high schools, so one pip-squeak zoo ain’t nothin’!
I eat Zoo’s for breakfast.
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Fun as shit!
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Those fuckin Monkeys are hilarious entertainers. I think Monkey’s should do their own Broadway Show.
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You know what ain’t fun, even a little fucking bit? When you let the 150 gallon aquarium overfill cuz you’re having fun online (and maybe some on bong as well). Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Anyone hear water running…
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More overflowing, and not with joy, than simply running.
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