Foreigner Erotic Calendar

I subscribe to the au naturele look because i think it’s more attractive and I’m too lazy and not inclined to shave/wax except my bikini area.

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I find this acceptable. It will be yours to enjoy in any way you see fit except in some disgusting ways which are not appropriate.

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I was hoping for a better word. This is damning with faint praise.
Defunding the HeadyBear.

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Impeccable?
Awesome?
Impeccable?
Breath-taking?
Stroke inducing?

Better? Have I redeemed myself led?

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How will you know? I’ll be the judge of my propriety regardless of your perception of various puddings and other non- traditional lubricants!

It’s acceptable.

As long as you use pudding you get no objection from me. I’m not going to ask flavour though.

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I will get one, but i need it… signed

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I will sign it for you. Just remind me in the final notes. I’ll even make an inscription just for you!

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I want the uncensored version. Censored is against my ---- well I’m just against it.

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One day, I’m going to pop into your grow journal and just type a pudding flavor “and ten chars”…
And then you’ll know

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I have made one with you specifically in mind but you will have to sign up to discover it’s merits. So sign up damnit.

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I have narrowed it down to 3 choices and they’re all bad.

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Because you want to be “against” Foreigner? I get it.

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It’s been a problem all my life. You should see when I try to sneak down a crowded bud platform. It takes an hour!

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Its a US/Canada thing. :smiley:

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Thanks to all who have agreed to participate in this lunacy. I appreciate you. Now let’s guilt our friends into making this a resounding success!

I have faith in us.

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Stroke inducing?

:thinking:
:flushed:
:nauseated_face:
No no nope
nope

You may have overestimated your allure?
:joy::raised_hands::v:

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My allure crashes planes and brings down rocket ships and causes wealthy wen to cry. So no.

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:thinking:
I don’t think we have these in United States