This is hilarious. I’m just jealous I didn’t think of it first.
Sign up man. You know you’re interested I my chest hair.
I can’t see past the tears
Well if they trigger an emotional response I think you should get one. Life is deep and varied and even sadness can be empowering.
Here we go.
I’m going to run out of likes this morning.
Cmon @GREANDAL you know you want in…
Oh lord. Well it’s a unique idea.
@DougDawson definitely wants one. No question there.
Caught me looking.
Quit browsing start buying! I learned that works in retail school.
@DougDawson should do one-month shirt less on horseback like Fabio but holding colas.
Well if he put it on a calendar I might buy it tit for tat @DougDawson
I believe you may have mistaken body parts.
Honourable mention. A small blurb.
Somebody else is gonna like it too, watch out
Thanks @FieldEffect you won’t be sorry I promise to be extra tasteful!
Alright folks - foreigner’s body parts are up for grab. Remember back in the day when porn was suggestive and only available in print?
Well now is a chance to own a piece of history. And support our favourite website. Surely you want to do that.
So cheap erotica and supporting our beloved site.
Sign up now. Don’t even think. Just do (subliminal) just do!
It’s a great deal and you’ll feel great!
Not grabbing for any of Foreigner’s body parts. Nope.
Fucking right!
Cheap or inexpensive? Or perhaps both.
I can attest to that! I feel great! (Keep your hands to yourself.) And no dick pics! Tell me that ain’t…I don’t know. Something. It’s definitely something.
Excellent idea, you erratically sexy thing you!