On the subject
Germinating in mustard:
I don’t have high hopes for this one.
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good morning @Foreigner
hope you and your wife are doing well!
mustard as a germination substrate? I like the creativity! 
so they are lying in grounded seeds now 
Cannibalism of a certain kind and in a certain way 
at least he doesen´t use kiwi yoghurt!!! 
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I figure acidity * germination…who am I kidding I just crammed shit into other shit.
We will see.
She might throw it off the counter.
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Make sure that you don’t get into trouble with her by simply leaving it like that !
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We know who wears the pants in @Foreigner s house. And it aint @Foreigner . His calendar is proof! 🫣
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It takes a bold man to take off his pants.
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he is wearing plants not pants! 
they might already are in the progress for planning a new one? we only have 8 month left on the calender!!!
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Say it aint so Ethel. 
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Up next of “Foreigner does dumb shit”
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You mean honey and cheese? Cause that’s what Mrs. P. tells me my feet are like when they are at their worst.
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Cheese and 3 week old goat flesh.
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Hey @Foreigner . @Pigeonman is great! Dont ruffle his feathers. 
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I will fight @Pigeonman whenever I like.
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We know each other IRL so I can say these things.
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Did you say “fight” or “flight”. I cant understand your accent.
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They are similar but the “L” is related to my mood so watch out for that.
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This is trve. I’ve also known his wife longer than him so burn.
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And yet somehow: not murdered.
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Oh i’m dead inside so no need to waste her time.