We’d still be together if you hadn’t boinked Lyndsey Buckingham.
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But she had a palace. I stand by my actions.
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Nah, I heard they broke up due to a lack of communication… Which was why Foreigner created his account here; to practice communicating 
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I’m…I’m trying. But it’s hard.
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Imagine the sullen , withdrawn , non responsive character @Foreigner is.
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And very boring. You forgot boring.
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You have come a long way, Lou is almost ready to consider a reunion… almost… while Mick has long forgotten why the two of you had a kerfuffle.
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I have not forgotten nor will I let it go.
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@Foreigner has been on tour since groupies were called concubines.
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Depending on who you hang out with they still are.
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Those were the days!
…until that one guy dressed his 14 year old daughter up to look like an adult and sent her in a room to sleep with David Lee Roth… only to bust in with a camera and expose him. Before then, all the gropeies came in bunches. After that, the scene started dying… the industry heads didn’t like that sort of attention
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We vet our groupies rigourously.
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Pat them down extensively.
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Can’t have them bringing weapons in.
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It doesn’t always work though
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That’s why we always do a full body scan and that metal detector wand.
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Yeah, still need to watch out for the 3-D printed ones… Glock EE’s are to die for
…erm… dangerous… they’re dangerous
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Sounds like you laid by your actions.
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It’s because of me and me only that Canada is a sovereign entity.
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So what you’re trying to say is thanks to a Foreigner …
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