Remember when Mia shit in the soil bag?
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If they pop, toss them in an espresso puck!
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Well, it’s a fact. You can germinate in coffee:
In retrospect black coffee would have been better because the milk started to congeal and I couldn’t tell what white part was what. So I rinsed them and here we go.
Now what to do with these seeds. I’m not even sure what they are anymore…
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And of course I broke the fucking glass while making coffee by hitting it with my sleeve…
I suffer for my science.
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Next experiment: Mayonaise.
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Off to a bad start; you’re not from Belgium.
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I’m not going to google it or go to the fridge to check so I’ll just assume you’re wrong.
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There are about seven n’s in that word. I googled it for you.
Would you like fries with that?
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I would actually. One of life’s simple pleasures.
And language is highly malleable. Like mayonaise.
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Goddamnit there are two “n’s”
Last time I ever get milk for my coffee.
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Both are correct, depends on the language.
Note the brackets.
Dutch: mayonaise
French: mayonnaise
Fries + mayo + seeds = Belgian Kush
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Awesome I’m sticking with one (n) I like the brackets.
I will try a Belgian kush.
Also I think I might actually grow these coffee germed beans.
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Have you tried germinating seeds in sperm yet?
I mean… it makes total sense.
Moby Dick seeds would be appropriate.
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I would but last time I tried to acquire sperm it didn’t work out for me.
The milk probably was beneficial due to the lacto ba-whatever
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Yes that’s a good point. This one was quite high fat too.
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You might be on to something.
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Begins as joke, ends as scientific revolution.
I do think the taproots are stained though.
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Meh, I think they like it.
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They look perfectly healthy.
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