I used to steal hot dogs from the movie theatre. Not the buns just the dogs.
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A HOT DOG diet?!
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Make it so!
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Yes, but did you use your tongue?
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Eventually yes but not in the theft.
Fair enough. Consumption rules (unless you’ve got it).
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There are no jokes that rhyme with tuberculosis.
How about orange?
But really, do you mean words or jokes? HA!
Either. It’s a toughie.
Fuck, man…I miss carbs. Enjoy your beautiful food, you lucky buggers.
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Where’s Dorothy Parker when I need her most!!!
Trichinosis comes close, and that’s what our grandparents used to get from pork, but you’re right.
What disease can you catch from eating too many potatoes?
Tuberculosis
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well played
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a spec-tater.
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I believe I resemble that remark! 
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Dang that’s a lot of Weiner
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