**HOTDOGS!** šŸŒ­

I used to steal hot dogs from the movie theatre. Not the buns just the dogs.

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A HOT DOG diet?!

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Make it so!

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My open face hot dog, had some buns this timeā€¦

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Yes, but did you use your tongue?

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Eventually yes but not in the theft.

Fair enough. Consumption rules (unless youā€™ve got it).

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There are no jokes that rhyme with tuberculosis.

How about orange?

But really, do you mean words or jokes? HA!

Either. Itā€™s a toughie.

Fuck, manā€¦I miss carbs. Enjoy your beautiful food, you lucky buggers.

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Whereā€™s Dorothy Parker when I need her most!!!

Trichinosis comes close, and thatā€™s what our grandparents used to get from pork, but youā€™re right.

What disease can you catch from eating too many potatoes?
Tuberculosis

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:joy::joy::joy:well played

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a spec-tater.

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I believe I resemble that remark! labrat lol (1)

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Dang thatā€™s a lot of Weiner

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