They have trains in Hawaii? o.O
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Not any that work!
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Surprise surprise everybody - my name is Matt.
7-8 years back I was waiting tables at an Italian place. In the Summer, I would make sure that the manager would always assign me to the patio, you know, so I could wear shades all day and be as high as a kite throughout the whole shift. Good times. I became good friends with one of the hostess’ and she would call me by PatioMat because my name was permanently next to that section on the seating chart.
About 5 years ago, I discovered my love for Hip-Hop and flipping a beat. I have never posted up any music anywhere, but the folder on my laptop reads: PatioMat. If I am a producer, I am PatioMat.
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well it would be kinda extra weird if your joke made a bit of sense to my stoned ass, 2251 is my postcode (zip code) and the suburbs called green point
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So being obsessed with green points 🫠
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At least nine times! She was in my sisters’ class nine years before mine!
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Yo I’m growing! Joheimgrohen
Language is fun. No my name is not Joheim, but it could be…
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That’s great! 
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man, i’m glad i kept reading this one. my first thought was, “that’s not from the muppets, it’s from fraggle rock”
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Jim Henson either way
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I fixed it 🫣 Im sure I was stoned when I posted it.
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I’ve done this 3 times since I have been here. Search how’d you get your screen name 
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Mine was an easy one, but I’d love to be able to change it. All other forums/platforms I’m lifted_fins, and I use that because I’m always catching fish and I’m always lifted.
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My name explains itself I guess. I love weed, I’m obsessed on another level. Most people smoke to smoke, I smoke to know. The plant consumes my every waking hour, the history is rich and diverse. I meet new people and can instantly connect if we both smoke cannabis and if we both grow… I respect you on another level.
In legal states, you don’t grow to make money anymore, you’re not really growing to grow the newest coolest shit. You’re growing what you want and what peaks your interest. The cannabis culture is only growing and I’m so happy to be apart of it. Dannylovescannabis
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That is trick.
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Not really the same topic or approach, but ok
I smoked weed damn near every day from 16 to 23. Then I decided to stop out of the blue when I got a dog and a house, to better take care of both of them. Then I came back and got high as bird pussy. Now I’m either on a tolerance break or between tolerance breaks, because I’m never going to quit!
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Outta likes.
Perfect.
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I was a hardcore gamer before it was a thing at my peak killing ability started playing “Unreal Tournament 2004” Sintax has entered the game. "Unstoppable!!! GodLike!!!
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fuckin love wolverine
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